Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear edoggy dogg, Dude..clownin!! I was in a meeting at work and decided it would be a good idea to check 12oz.. I read that message and started DYIN!! Everyone in the meeting just stared at me, like I farted in the elevator or something..seriously that was classic!! Keep it up sowitty e-d0-double GG! -Francis McDooglehyde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TootsieRoller Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Edoggg, I have to say, I am a bit jealous of your mega vibrator oner. If only my G1 had such power.. Tootsieeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear edoggy and HR at my work, Hey edogggg..remember how I laughed in that meeting cause I was check 12oz.. Well someone actually caught me and told HR on me..how rediculas is that!!! They actually said I was texting, not oontzsting..but still. What a buster ass bitch.. Oh I know who it was too..but I don't know what to do to get back at her. I mean, I can play some childish ass shit if she wanna act like a 3rd grader and tattle-tale on me.. Real ghetto!!! Ya dig..oh the HR chick is smokin tho so it was fun to talk to her for a while One ON One like..smart chicks that are fine are like God's gift of creation!!! Hell yeah!!! -Francis almost got fired for oontzsting Dollomite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear sandwich, I have a large mouth and i can barely get a decent bite of you. I appreciate that you're delicious, but honestly, what sort of people are you making these for? Sincerely, S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo francis to funny!! heres the plan- get HR chick hooked on teh oontz and next thing you know she'll be the one checkin the lolcat thread during some weak board meeting. and to get back at the rat, make a thread putting her on blast then HR chick can check said thread, and be like, "damn these oontzers are right! fuck that bitch! coward-ass tattletale." the snitch will be clearing out her desk by friday. problemsolveroner edoggggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Apartment Manager, It,s been a year now and you have still not set up my electricity bill. The other utilities that I pay are wildly over inflated because of the allocated way they are set up so I feel justified in not paying for the lights. Now that I am renewing my lease I would appreciate it if you would continue to overlook this bill and let it get lost in the thousands of properties under control of the company that writes your paycheck. Thanks in advance, Morton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear life, you are mad weird right now. ex cant make up her mind what dick she wants in her cooch. and brings me down with every conversation. get lost and die bitch. cant believe i just turned down a job promotion..WTF was i thinking.. really couldve used the extra money. but a management position is one step closer to a permanent job. and i dont feel like being a lifer. idk..too much on my mind to draw. cant think..tomorrow please come faster. pay day is get high day. and i really need to get high. FML, Hawaii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA_BEARS Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear sinus infection, Fuck you for showing up this week. Because of you I cant drink until next week. So the upcoming weekend has been official fucked on a TUESDAY. I hate you, -DA_BUMMED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Stupid Fuck, Thanks to the fucker who left a bucket in the sink where the laundry water drains. Guess what? Fucking water everywhere and me almost falling on my ass. Thank god I got that fucked up leg and back to support me. IOUismad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, ?? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear CG, Hella mad. I need to get a new bed. I've been staying at this girl's house a couple times a week and my back never hurts when I sleep there. Come back home and fucking pain after the first or second day. Chronic pain is fucking stupid. I don't like taking pills to get through my day, I take them for fun. IOUishellamad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear tommorow fuck yeh im graduating im pretty happy my families all gunna be together but whatever im fuckin graduating !!!!!!!!!!! yeh mutha fucka haha VULCAN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, easy solution....just keep crashing at the girls spot! no...but seriously....sorry to hear that man. dear vulcan, congrats man!.....my graduation is on sat. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo yo cG im graduating from highschool i dont recall telling you that if i did my bad haha but yeh man thanks and congrats to you too shit lifes gunna be fun .......irony \/ulcan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear vulcan and cali, Congrats in advance on graduating! -ms Dear tomorrow, Please be a nice day, I want this bonfire to happen. It's a real treat see friends again that moved down south. -ms Dear bboat, You ran out of texts again!haha Hope you get your internet back up. no creepo -m.b. seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo watup sey sey thanks ha hows life been ? didnt you graduate like last week or? lol i might be mistaken shiiiiiiiittttt fuck my memory V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Vulcan, Sup. Life's ok so far. Last saturday was a year since I graduated high school. haha no worries -sey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo seyer oh shit i thought you said you were graduating college or some shit ...???? hmm uh must have been someone else haha Vulcan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, Yeah, it suck. You don't realize how shit really fucks you up until you get something to compare it to. But all is good I think, I might be able to get a new bed in a couple of months. If I don't do anything at all. Haha... Dear V05, Congrats man. Enjoy all your time though, no hurry in growing up. Shit is overrated. IOLD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear vulcano, Nah man I just finished my first year of college. haha. Are you gonna take a break or go to school in the fall? -MS14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo IOU thanks fool yeh im actally dreading it im not tryin to get a job and shit even thought i do need one id much rather be a lazy fuck all my life V seya yeh im gunna sign up for fall classes either this week or next week i was thinkin about goin to some school in san bernadino cuz ive got family there but then i chose to just take community collee courses here in vegas first and see what happens VULCANO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, you should get the bed that Shaq had in his house when mtv's cribs was visiting. dear seyer, thanks again! dear vulcan, community college is where its at....cheap classes, and theyre not crowded...do two years and transfer to a university. damn....my high school graduation was over 10 years ago. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo cali yeh thats my plan exactly v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo vul, you can always transfer to unlv! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo caliG im thinkin about it like at first i was contemplating goin to the art institute. but those mother fuckers wanted some crazy unfathomable ammount of money i was like fuck that and thier still callin all im tryin to do is like advertising and bussiness ... maybe sell my fine art on the side and maybe later on screen print t-shirts BIG BAD VULCAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear vulcan, be careful....some schools (including trade schools) just want to get you in the door....have you sign up for financial aid, and take it away from you.....it happened to one of my boys. best bet is to go to community college for cheap, then transfer to a 4 year university, and get financial aid through FAFSA. youre more likely to get a good job with a degree from UNLV. trust me....i wish someone told me all this shit when i was 18. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo cG thanks dude fuck yeh unlv is pretty cool too ha yo what tpe of profession are you in? just surious vulcan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo vulcan, im not in any profession yet. just been going to school and living off financial aid and part time work with some research....but as far as school goes, im in the sciences. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear tcl. We taken over. Dear daytime mission. You were dopeboy fresh. Dear Vulcan. Congrats. But if I had a choice I wouldve flunked Senior for like 10 years and stayed in school. Dear cg. Congrats my dood. You can officially get your grown man on. Hawaii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear vulcan, be careful....some schools (including trade schools) just want to get you in the door....have you sign up for financial aid, and take it away from you.....it happened to one of my boys. best bet is to go to community college for cheap, then transfer to a 4 year university, and get financial aid through FAFSA. youre more likely to get a good job with a degree from UNLV. trust me....i wish someone told me all this shit when i was 18. cG dear everyone THIS^^^ seriously, you'll be taking the SAME classes your first two years of college whether youre at a university or a community college. differance is, community college kinda rocks and is WAY cheaper- a great way to figure out what the fuck you want to major in without paying a billion dollars a year. also, with a completed AA (2 yr degree) you get priority admission to a university. so no application shit. onthe3yrplantomy2yrdegree edogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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