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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

DEAR COUSIN,

 

WHATS UP WITH YER FRIEND ON THE LEFT.. NAWM SAYIN.. ME AND HER CAN GET TO KNOW EACHOTHER HAVE SOME KIDS ,GET FOODSTAMPS, LIVE GOVERNMENT ASSISTED .. WE NEED TO BE UP ON THAT WICC

 

 

 

 

 

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SINCERELY FAMILIY HELPS FAMILY ELIS

 

 

 

P.S BLACK IS SO NOT YOUR HAIR COLOR

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear lord what the fuck happened last night

<3 ssn

 

 

dear suki,

 

just woke up this morning from a two day hangover.

thanks for the tequila.

i do not know what happened that night, except two fisting bottles all night.

 

tell your friends salud!

totally not looking forward to going to vegas.

i think i will be giving my liver a week-long vacation,

and just chill by the pool.

i hope it doesn't get peer pressured.

 

sincerely yours,

pancake queen

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear suki,

 

just woke up this morning from a two day hangover.

thanks for the tequila.

i do not know what happened that night, except two fisting bottles all night.

 

tell your friends salud!

totally not looking forward to going to vegas.

i think i will be giving my liver a week-long vacation,

and just chill by the pool.

i hope it doesn't get peer pressured.

 

sincerely yours,

pancake queen

 

 

dear tequilagrenades,

 

i woke up this morning finally feeling better.

i left my friends at the hotel and attempted to drive to find you

but i ended up just having to go home (it was 6am).

they found a ride back to sac on their own.

i threw up while egyptian lover was peeing in the stall next to me.

friends thought you were cool, the dudes from washington thought

88 was really a stand up guy.

when do you get back from vegas? lets try to do mexican or

something while im here or at least have sassy pants over

to play with pugs.

oh and as drunk as i was im gonna hold you to that tattoo idea.

 

<3 ssn

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear ssn,

 

i remember sitting on a couch, and woke up wondering where the fuck i was at,

and cursing cause i saw a cat and had no idea why a cat was wherever i was,

and listening to the thumping thumping of disco duck.

 

i figured your friends would find a way back to sac.

most of those dudes live there.

it's cool that you threw up next to egyptian lover,

he told us we missed the show. we probably did,

as we were dance n' graffin' in the back most of the night.

 

i don't know how we lost you in the elevator. we ended up going through

some weird maze and under the building where i decided it was a good

place to pee.

 

i'm leaving tomorrow and will return sunday.

 

hollerback girl,

mg

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear milktoxicated,

you are always trouble!! trouble i tell ya!

i fell asleep on that couch outside the club and woke up

with some dude rubbing his leg up on me. i thought

it was you.

you instigated a fight in the casino between an albino

with an afro and some brosef duuuude.

have fun in vegas.

<3 ssn

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear ssn,

 

yeah, don't remember that.

maybe this was meant for you:

 

WTF? - m4w - 26 (All City Live)

Reply to: pers-632895260@craigslist.org

Date: 2008-04-06, 6:46PM PDT

 

 

I know there is a very slim chance that you will read this, but if you do... What happened? I thought we had a good time. We danced, talked and it seemed like we had some things in common. I gave you my number but you never called, I got yours.. and I waited a few days to call you just to find out that you gave me some dudes number? That's messed up. I don't get it, what was the goodbye kiss about? I was looking forward to seeing you again, but oh well I guess.... Maybe I'll see you again, maybe I won't... but you don't know what your missing out on..

 

Have a nice life.

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Ted

 

hahha, jk.

i'll call you when i return.

 

"don't mean to burst your bubble, but girls in the world ain't nothing but trouble."

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