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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

vulcan,

 

raven has nothing to do with my porn. we welcome submissions from consenting adults but cannot guarantee publication of said submissions. but if you are going to, there has to be something funny about it. funny is the new wet vagina.

 

sincerely,

zebra

 

ps - and i'm sorry but i'm quoting that in homosexual entonces. it had to be done.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear zeebs

 

i think hes talking about how did you get VIP status... and brought up boobies cuz for a while girls got VIP free.

or maybe he just wanted the ok to send raven teh noodz

 

edogggggggggggy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

zebra

 

bahahahaha

so like what constitutes funny?

carrot in the ass? monkey? an unborn fetus?

 

also if i inded send theese pics how would i be sure that they dont spread all over the interweb?

 

vulcannotgay

 

dear edogg

 

yeh thats it i was wondering on how i could get a membership for the dirty dozen lol

 

v

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear edugggadocious,

 

ahhhhhh. my b, makes sense, i get sidetracked with shameless self promotion pretty easily.

 

good lookin out,

ZBRDRPS

 

 

 

 

dear vulcan,

 

oh, that. yeah, ladies get into vip for free. just like in real life.

and re: the pics, they would ostensibly be all over the internet. if you're not down you don't send them, all that legalese is in the release agreement that all submitters must fill out. and yeah those things are sort of funny. but step your funny game up. except carrot in the ass, that's just...no. dickoramas, dicks on one of those mini finger skateboards, dicks in aquariums with fish swimming around them, dicks with writing on them, dicks stuck into random household items. stuff like that. no big deal.

 

hearts,

zee

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear v,

 

cereal huh? i guess that could be cool, but not the dick going into the bowl of cereal at an angle. you would have to figure out a way to cut a hole in the bottom of the bowl and keep it watertight so the milk didn't leak out. that way the head would be rising out of the milk like a dick mountain. but yeah...that could actually be pretty win come to think of it. do they make dick-shaped cereal? they must.

 

z.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear vulcan,

V.I.P is 18 bucks for a year.

or 6 bucks for half a year or something.

i'm sure you got 18 bucks to spare.

-boater

 

dear co-worker,

finally all that flirting we do is coming to something.

keep leaning over and pushing your breasts together when i talk to you.

tomorrow night its on after dinner.

-loveboat

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Gangster-walk,

 

Good luck tomorrow. Take a deep breath and let those people experience some epicness.

 

- m. sey

 

Dear brother and nephew,

Happy birthdays you two.

I'm sorry I didn't get to see you on your birthday today,

but I called you both earlier

I'll make it up on saturday by bringing food and drinks

to watch the boxing fight. I'll even win all the tickets in those

games at chuckie cheese, even if I hate going there, and

let little kenny choose whatever prize he wants. Oh and not

to mention, I got you k'nex.

 

-nanni

 

Dear oontzers,

It has come to my attention that I'll be soon reaching a

5,000 post count. What will come about?

Will I fall into a huge vortex that will kick me out

of this earth, or will it just become a brand new

four digit number?

I guess it doesnt matter.

 

-missus seyer

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dear sey sey,

 

That made me laugh out loud, like actually laugh out loud. Thanks.

 

-walk

 

Dear Santanaaaaaaaaaa,

 

Remember it's not right unless it hurts. You reminded me I have to finish my ribs when I get the money. It's been about 2 years since I last got any work done. Shoot.

 

-walkskie

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear pizzza pizzy,

i am on the kitchen table getting my heart tatt, edogg is watching russian vampire movie with phil collins.

this is a good night. you should be here cracking jokes and drinking lone star!

 

we are all snacking on cherry garcia, tacos and pho.

yeah!

 

love your

sanantonio banderas

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Santantonio,

 

i dig the heart a ton! its super duper rad.

me and lil bro are listening to musicas and smoking motas!

i wrote my uncle an email about visiting so hopefully i can get that worked out soon.

aannnnnnnd

me and my homie started working on some..... stuff... for some.... people ;)

its gonna be radddddd

gotta figure out how to ship it haha.

 

-pizzzzzydunkareli :D

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear seyer,

yes, i am at home eating the best of foods, hanging with the homie smelly, edoggers and the infamous phil collins.

i am a very lucky girl to have such awesome people in my life =)

 

dear pizz pizz pizz (that is the sound of the gun)

look forward to getting something in the mail!

or by plane train or automobile!

 

dear handsome man i am dating,

i miss you, come home soon!

 

santanalinas

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