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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear 12oz,

 

Well you hate me and I hate you

You never understand the things I say or do - So what's new?

You never liked me so I say fuck you

You know that you don't like me and I don't like you

 

You never listen to my point of view - I'm telling you

Why don't you all drop dead, you fucking fools - It's you who lose

You never wanted me so I say fuck you

 

You never like the things I say or do, so whatcha' gonna do?

Why don't you all go home and go back to school - With your golden rule

Mindless, gutless puppets, who needs you?

You know you don't like me and I don't like you

 

Truthfully yours,

bloody blood

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear c-walk and probation officer,

 

my roomate bought some butterfinger icecream today... its going to be a long night.

 

i dont know about you misses probation officer but i'm not sure that you are doing your job...instead of obsessing over how i stole all the candies from your desk yesterday ,you should worry about my rehabilitation into society. even if our philosophical conversations end up with me making intricately sarcastic comments about your 80's hair.. because frankly you fucked up by not only asking if i was from chicago or millwaukee but you had the paper with all of my info right in front of you......its gonna be a long year

 

 

p.s....gg allen put on one helluva live show

 

 

p.s.s.s .... blood fart i'd make a mustard sandwich for you anytime

 

p.s.s.s.s .. 211 steel reserve and pomagranite juice is amazing

 

 

 

 

 

 

shinshearlie,

 

super cool elis and the thrift shop junkies

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear Sun.gif,

 

Your warm ultra violet rays are making the day much better. Melting the snow and such. Oh, when ever you get the chance, turn up ur heat just a little bit next time. see, i asked this girls to go running with me and said they said no cus it was a little cold.

 

Simple request from me to you aight?

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear probation officer lady,

 

 

if you wanted to see my penix that bad you could have just asked... there was no need to stare at my junk while i took a drug test. it was bad enough i noticed your bleached mustache for the first time today but you had to take it that extra extra level....

 

 

 

p.s your 80's hair is like venom from spider man....

 

p.s.s she is also built like the the rock

 

sincerely ,

 

wouldnt smash that with magic johnsons dick oner

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear c walk

 

yes, it works as long as you don't over-do the dairy, and it's super-cheap, only like $4 for 30 pills or so, you just take them after the first bite and you're usually good to go, I'll take 2 if I know I'm gonna do it up.

 

and no, no shit bag. but they did say that by the time I'm in my 50s they'll probably have to cut my colon out and reattech my small intestine to my rectum.......I can't fucking wait.

 

-no-colostomy-having-oner

 

p.s. the worst part about crohn's is that alcohol is like my fucking kryptonite

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear c walk

 

yes, it works as long as you don't over-do the dairy, and it's super-cheap, only like $4 for 30 pills or so, you just take them after the first bite and you're usually good to go, I'll take 2 if I know I'm gonna do it up.

 

and no, no shit bag. but they did say that by the time I'm in my 50s they'll probably have to cut my colon out and reattech my small intestine to my rectum.......I can't fucking wait.

 

-no-colostomy-having-oner

 

p.s. the worst part about crohn's is that alcohol is like my fucking kryptonite

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