Frate_Raper Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 3 years ago when I met my chick she was wicked hot. Thick but not fat, she didn’t snore, hardly over ate, exercised regularly and she generally took great care of herself, she's a great girl polite, funny etc. In the last year and a half she has gained a serious amount of weight. Its grossing me out. I might tell her that shit...........haahahha at our anniversary dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 shes preggo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Sounds good to me. Keep these bitches in line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 nothin without pics joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 If she is latin....that makes perfect sense....no offense to the latinas....my ex was the same way.....plus it happens after marriage too....so before you spend money on the honeymoon, spend some money on gym memberships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 ha...and when you say it, poke her in the belly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Ever meet a girl that'd look really hot if she only lost some weight? how do you tell'em that? "Damn girl, if you dropped 10-15 lbs you'd look dope!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 ^^^its really a shame to see a fine girl trapped in a fat hoes body yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 ^^^ yeah, i know one girl i've been itching to tell to lose weight but that's a level of jerkface I am not willing to tread upon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 why not offer in a nice way to get in shape with her, instead of calling her fat. asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 ^ Its funny because those overweight girls that would be gorgeous as hell if they wern't fat still go to great lengths to groom themselves... Its like, damn you've gone to all that effort with your hair, make up, and clothes and you cant lose a few inches? I dont get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 She doesn't need to be that hot anymore.. She already got what she wanted.. Good luck.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 why not offer in a nice way to get in shape with her, instead of calling her fat. asshole. Haha, do you live in the land of make believe? THERE IS NO NICE WAY! Just insinuating that she isnt 100% perfect will have her crying in her pillow and reaching for the ice-cream when she gets home... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 a long long time ago my friend told a girl who was thick, a little bit on the heavier side than not, "you know, running is really good for you... keeps you in shape, tones ur body, and loses the extra fat" and he actually pulled it off w/o the girl getting mad. but he's the type of person who can sell air to people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 ha word get dual gym memberships like someone mentioned above that or hide her new jeans so she'll try to put back on the old jeans and notices they don't fit elaborate asshole here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 yea you have to be coniving and manipulative, but pull it off like a super nice guy.. or she'll slice your face up while you sleep.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye for an eye Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 women lose weight - slick rick just listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teen_014.jpg Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 best song ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 offer to make her coffee when she gets up, and slip some of that terry white weight losing powder shit in it. she'll think you're so nice for getting her coffee, but you sly dog, you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 I like sape's answer the best. My strategy was this at one stage: get her to have to have anal sex alot. Like all the time. That way she can't be eating too much, and as we all know, sex is a great way to burn off the calories. That way, you both win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Get fat with her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 ^ VERY common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 you know what would be a better thread??? "Girls guide to gaining alot of weight"... that's what i thought this thread was and i'm a little dissapointed, but yeah you should def tell her that if it's grossing you out man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*-*-*-* Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 If she's the slightest bit "thick" when she's young she's going to be fat when she gets older. That's just a natural fact. Something to think about for all you dudes that love thick bitches. And that goes double for hispanic, black and italian bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 If she's the slightest bit "thick" when she's young she's going to be fat when she gets older. That's just a natural fact. Something to think about for all you dudes that love thick bitches. And that goes double for hispanic, black and italian bitches. you know, i would have taken you more seriously had you used the word "bitch" maybe 3-4 more times. but only referring to women as "bitches" twice? Damn dog, that just cost you a lot of credibility. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*-*-*-* Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Yeah, I guess I have a habit of talking real talk. Like how we do in real life. I guess I should work on my yuppie office-working suit and tie lingo so that when I come onto the graffiti site I sound professional and not like some derilect from the streets. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*-*-*-* Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 You gonna correct my spelling of "derelict" now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 fags. fuck the fat bitch, she is probably more sane than the rest anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 my girl's too skinny. wanna trade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 shouldn't this thread have one of those thumbs up icons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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