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i buy a crock pot...

 

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yes yes..

 

load this jawn up with food and let it slow cook for 8 hours and you have breakfast, lunch and dinner for real real cheap like.

 

i feel old now that i bought one of these, but hey..its easy and hard to mess up.

 

happy eatting!

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crock pots are the shit, man.

every reasonable man should have one.

you can throw a roast in there and

you don't have to really touch it.

just add water as needed so you don't dry your

roast out.

 

 

 

those thigns are also bad ass for other purposes. illicit purposes.

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no you know your old when your kids use slang words and u need to ask them what they just said

 

 

 

 

haha.

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... i start to think where the fuck my future is leading me and the path i have chosen and my decisions i've made have led me at to this point...

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No, you know you are old when you buy a juicer, a crock pot is just a gadget for parties or restaurants, you can do the same kind of cooking in a crock pot as you do on your stove, definately a young persons thing sonny.

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you know your getting old when your ears are hairier than your head

you know your getting old when you can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch tv

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you know your getting old when your ears are hairier than your head

you know your getting old when you can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch tv

and if you try to lay on the floor to watch tv getting up is a chore in it self. old bones

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and if you try to lay on the floor to watch tv getting up is a chore in it self. old bones

 

 

my point exactly

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Yo i love my crock pot. I get to leave my house and go do shit and come home to dinner without having to worry about a thing.. Shit I am using it right now to cook some spanish garlic soup.. Though I will say I didn't buy my crock pot..

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I have a rice cooker. damn I love the sticky rice!

 

 

I am moving out this weekend and this is a must!!! Go buy the bags of the rice at the asian grocery 20 pound bag for like 5$ sticky rice with everymeal shizz bojanglin!

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you'll really be old when you become a crock.

 

a crock of shit.

 

i want a breadmaker, an ice cream maker, a braun hand blender, a fry daddy, a rice cooker and a crock pot.

i am a woman of many culinary desires.

 

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I am moving out this weekend and this is a must!!! Go buy the bags of the rice at the asian grocery 20 pound bag for like 5$ sticky rice with everymeal shizz bojanglin!

 

I was making a rice bowl, and relaised I was out of soy sauce,

so I just mixed the rice up with tomato sauce. It was some ghetto risotto.

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I just fill up a pot with oil

 

And that my friends is how I burnt down a large porsion of my parents house a few years back.

 

True story.

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yea man your an old fart my grandmother donest even use one dawg my great grandmother does koolaide
you know your old when u dont understand internet slang he just typed.............................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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never mind dude just typing retrarded......

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And that my friends is how I burnt down a large porsion of my parents house a few years back.

 

True story.

 

I dropped a pan full of crazy hot oil all over the flooor i was bare fooot, that shit hurt. A small fire started, i thought it was hillarious.

 

I want a crok pot.

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