HESHIANDET Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 i smashed his ass into pieces..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 lol.....pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 you should have blapped at him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 i got him w/ a rasta colored flip flop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 ^^HAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 fuckin bitch, burn his ass and hang him from a rope on your porch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 so where is the smashed pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 fuck a bunch of silver fish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Incognito Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 ^lmao!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 those are goldfish duder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 yeah, you got beef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 no..hes got fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 fuck lil creeply critters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Hesh, I've caught two of those same fuckers in my crib in the past month! Any idea what they are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifly Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 anybody else been robbed in their house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 right after you screamed like a poooosay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 god i screamed bloody murder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 hesh likes those creepy critters to pee in his butt... hhahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 THATS A SILVER FISH MAN, USED TO HAVE TONS OF THEM, THEY NASTY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 i caught someone trying to break into my apartment once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Lepisma saccharina From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Silverfish) Jump to: navigation, search ?Lepisma saccharina Scientific classification Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Arthropoda Class: Insecta Order: Thysanura Family: Lepismatidae Genus: Lepisma Species: L. saccharina Binomial name Lepisma saccharina Linnaeus, 1758 For the band, see Silverfish (band). Lepisma saccharina (commonly called the fishmoth, urban silverfish or just the silverfish) is a small, wingless insect. Its common name derives from the animal's silvery grey colour, while the scientific name indicates the silverfish's diet of carbohydrates such as sugar or starches. It belongs to the basal insect order Thysanura, and the species is estimated to have existed for 300 million years. An eyeless species of silverfish, or a close relative, was discovered in January 2006 in caves in Sequoia National Park, California. Contents [hide] 1 Appearance 2 Development 3 Diet 4 Habitat 5 Reproduction 6 Predation 7 Elimination 8 External links [edit] Appearance The body of a silverfish is approximately 10 mm long, excluding the antennae and caudal furcae. The metallic sheen is due to silvery scales, which only appear after the third moult. [edit] Development Silverfish require between four months and three years to grow from an egg to an adult. Silverfish may live up to eight years, and moult (fuck) up to eight times. Under favorable conditions, silverfish may moult up to four times per year. At temperatures between 25 and 30 °C, females lay clutches of about one hundred eggs, usually in a crevice (the butt). If conditions are too cold or dry, silverfish cannot reproduce (have sex and make babies). [edit] Diet The favorite food of silverfish is any matter that contains starch or polysaccharides, such as dextrin in adhesives. These include glue, book bindings, photos, sugar, hair, dandruff, and dirt. Silverfish can also cause damage to books, tapestries, and textiles. Apart from these cases, the damage caused by silverfish is negligible, and they have no direct effect on human health beyond psychological distress to people who dislike them. Other substances that may be eaten include cotton, linen, silk and synthetic fibres, and dead insects or even its own exuvia (moulted exoskeleton). During famine, a silverfish may even attack leatherware and synthetic fabrics. In extreme cases, silverfish may live for several months without feeding. [edit] Habitat The silverfish is a widespread commensal in human dwellings, much like its relative, the firebrat (Thermobia domestica). Silverfish can often be found under refrigerators or around a well-heated toilet, if the crevices in the floor tiles are large enough. Firebrats prefer warmer conditions, and can be found in bakeries, where they feed on flour and bread, as well as other animal products. [edit] Reproduction A silverfish (Lepisma saccharina) without its silvery scales, which are only developed after its third moult.Because of their nocturnal nature, the reproduction of silverfish has only recently been studied. The male lays a spermatophore, a sperm capsule covered in gossamer. Having located the spermatophore via a variety of biochemical signals, the female finds the spermatophore and takes it up for fertilisation. [edit] Predation Earwigs and house centipedes are known to be predatory upon silverfish. [edit] Elimination In buildings, silverfish can only exist in sufficiently humid, crevice-rich environments. If these two conditions are removed, the silverfish will not be able to survive. Other measures that may be taken to eliminate silverfish, at least temporarily, include the following: A 1:1-ratio dispersion of borax and sugar is a reliable bait to kill silverfish. The scent of a sal ammoniac solution should drive away silverfish within 24 hours. To capture silverfish, sprinkle plaster on a wet, white cotton cloth, put it in a corner overnight, near the silverfish's hideout. Another useful way to capture silverfish is to put a grated potato on a slab by their hideout overnight. The silverfish will crawl into the potato to feed. The next morning, the whole potato, along with the silverfish inside, can be disposed of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I FUCKING HATE BUGS THEY GET INTO MY ROOM ALL THE TIME BECAUSE ITS A BASEMENT, AND IT FLOODED ONCE SO NOW THERES NO CARPET ON ONE SIDE. AS A RESULT OF THAT, MY WALL DOESN'T REACH THE GROUND ON ONE SIDE, THERES A CRACK. BUGS COME THROUGH THERE ALL THE TIME. FUCKING DISGUSTING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 ewwwwwwww.. is that a centipede..i HATE HAT EhAT EHATE those things.. *puke* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 What about the ones with a claw as the tail/ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 earwig. ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeakSauce Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 this thread is full of lolarious one liners, and also reminds me why i like living off the ground floor of my apartment building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Lepisma saccharina From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Silverfish) Jump to: navigation, search ?Lepisma saccharina Scientific classification Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Arthropoda Class: Insecta Order: Thysanura Family: Lepismatidae Genus: Lepisma Species: L. saccharina Binomial name Lepisma saccharina Linnaeus, 1758 For the band, see Silverfish (band). Lepisma saccharina (commonly called the fishmoth, urban silverfish or just the silverfish) is a small, wingless insect. Its common name derives from the animal's silvery grey colour, while the scientific name indicates the silverfish's diet of carbohydrates such as sugar or starches. It belongs to the basal insect order Thysanura, and the species is estimated to have existed for 300 million years. An eyeless species of silverfish, or a close relative, was discovered in January 2006 in caves in Sequoia National Park, California. Contents [hide] 1 Appearance 2 Development 3 Diet 4 Habitat 5 Reproduction 6 Predation 7 Elimination 8 External links [edit] Appearance The body of a silverfish is approximately 10 mm long, excluding the antennae and caudal furcae. The metallic sheen is due to silvery scales, which only appear after the third moult. [edit] Development Silverfish require between four months and three years to grow from an egg to an adult. Silverfish may live up to eight years, and moult (fuck) up to eight times. Under favorable conditions, silverfish may moult up to four times per year. At temperatures between 25 and 30 °C, females lay clutches of about one hundred eggs, usually in a crevice (the butt). If conditions are too cold or dry, silverfish cannot reproduce (have sex and make babies). [edit] Diet The favorite food of silverfish is any matter that contains starch or polysaccharides, such as dextrin in adhesives. These include glue, book bindings, photos, sugar, hair, dandruff, and dirt. Silverfish can also cause damage to books, tapestries, and textiles. Apart from these cases, the damage caused by silverfish is negligible, and they have no direct effect on human health beyond psychological distress to people who dislike them. Other substances that may be eaten include cotton, linen, silk and synthetic fibres, and dead insects or even its own exuvia (moulted exoskeleton). During famine, a silverfish may even attack leatherware and synthetic fabrics. In extreme cases, silverfish may live for several months without feeding. [edit] Habitat The silverfish is a widespread commensal in human dwellings, much like its relative, the firebrat (Thermobia domestica). Silverfish can often be found under refrigerators or around a well-heated toilet, if the crevices in the floor tiles are large enough. Firebrats prefer warmer conditions, and can be found in bakeries, where they feed on flour and bread, as well as other animal products. [edit] Reproduction A silverfish (Lepisma saccharina) without its silvery scales, which are only developed after its third moult.Because of their nocturnal nature, the reproduction of silverfish has only recently been studied. The male lays a spermatophore, a sperm capsule covered in gossamer. Having located the spermatophore via a variety of biochemical signals, the female finds the spermatophore and takes it up for fertilisation. [edit] Predation Earwigs and house centipedes are known to be predatory upon silverfish. [edit] Elimination In buildings, silverfish can only exist in sufficiently humid, crevice-rich environments. If these two conditions are removed, the silverfish will not be able to survive. Other measures that may be taken to eliminate silverfish, at least temporarily, include the following: A 1:1-ratio dispersion of borax and sugar is a reliable bait to kill silverfish. The scent of a sal ammoniac solution should drive away silverfish within 24 hours. To capture silverfish, sprinkle plaster on a wet, white cotton cloth, put it in a corner overnight, near the silverfish's hideout. Another useful way to capture silverfish is to put a grated potato on a slab by their hideout overnight. The silverfish will crawl into the potato to feed. The next morning, the whole potato, along with the silverfish inside, can be disposed of. I SERIOUSLY JUST READ THIS WHOLE THING!!!! NEVER SEEN ONE OF THESE DIRTY NIGGERS IN MY LIFE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrannosaurus Sex Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 My cat kills cockroaches and anything else that tries to sneak around in my apartment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Narnia Loc Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I had 2 walk in to my crib the other day. just so happened to be about 7 of us in the kitchen and they got shook and left before they could drop N-bombs and try to run out with an Ipod. Only mine were infact niggaz and not silver fish or whatever. Just got excited when I saw your thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 hate all creepy crawlies! soon as i see one smash with my shoe or a magizine whichever nearer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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