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I live next whore to a doorhouse.


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I'm not joking.

I had my suspicions for a while, now I'm convinced.

there's an endless stream of korean women bringing the punters to flat on weekends.

the same girls that live next door sell knock-off dvds on the local highstreet, which means there paying off debts to a triad.

they dump like 4/5 mattresses on the starewell every month. who the fuck needs a new mattress every month?

and some other shit I can't remember right now.

 

incidentally, they dunnalf cook some absolutely dire smelling shite. it smells like curried turds wafting down the block.

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Re: I live next door to a whorehouse.

 

can you please explain your screen name?

 

It's the name of the onion-spider monster thing that lives in the attic in aqua teen hunger force.

 

it's also a veiled reference to "blood" being used as a term of endearment by london's disinfranchised working class urban youth. or some shit like that.

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