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Blood Feast Island Man

I live next whore to a doorhouse.

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I'm not joking.

I had my suspicions for a while, now I'm convinced.

there's an endless stream of korean women bringing the punters to flat on weekends.

the same girls that live next door sell knock-off dvds on the local highstreet, which means there paying off debts to a triad.

they dump like 4/5 mattresses on the starewell every month. who the fuck needs a new mattress every month?

and some other shit I can't remember right now.

 

incidentally, they dunnalf cook some absolutely dire smelling shite. it smells like curried turds wafting down the block.

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Re: I live next door to a whorehouse.

 

*Sigh*

 

 

 

 

 

Somones gatta do it..

 

 

 

 

"Pee in their butts."

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Re: I live next door to a whorehouse.

 

can you please explain your screen name?

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incidentally, they dunnalf cook some absolutely dire smelling shite. it smells like curried turds wafting down the block.

 

what? oh and we need pictures or else this is just pointless.

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Re: I live next door to a whorehouse.

 

can you please explain your screen name?

 

It's the name of the onion-spider monster thing that lives in the attic in aqua teen hunger force.

 

it's also a veiled reference to "blood" being used as a term of endearment by london's disinfranchised working class urban youth. or some shit like that.

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that spider thing is cool

 

 

almost as cool as living next to a whore house/soiled mattress dump spot.

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Re: I live next door to a whorehouse.

 

*Sigh*

 

 

 

 

 

Somones gatta do it..

 

 

 

 

"Pee in their butts."

 

you, sir, are awesome.

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Re: I live next door to a whorehouse.

 

There is no such thing as "triads"...please refrain from using this term or else we will take you out..

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steal the matresses they throw out and make a fort in your living room

 

i really did laugh out loud...

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Re: I live next door to a whorehouse.

 

What no photos? You can make money black mailing the perps

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Re: I live next door to a whorehouse.

 

i would be knee deep in AIDS infested pussy if I was a whore house neighbor.

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Re: I live next door to a whorehouse.

 

Stop snitching

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it cant be a korean brothel because they would never replace matressess. Maybe its a mattress factory sweatshop

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Re: I live next door to a whorehouse.

 

The chick nextdoor to me runs an "escort service". All the bitches are fat and ugly though, and I actually suspect one of being a man

 

Pee in his butt? (No homo)

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Re: I live next door to a whorehouse.

 

There is no such thing as "triads"...please refrain from using this term or else we will take you out..

 

hahah.

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