SteveAustin Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 24 2006, 03:20 PM can we stop calling it cousin?? there's gotta be another term, for like 56 million 16 times removed, someone i have never even heard of. that i can link back in my family tree, barley by a half relavtive Quoted post sure...how about relative? or grandma's, sister's, son's son. (or however it works out). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 It's not really porkchop he wants, just someone to make sweet hebrew love with who also shares his love of 12oz. She just happens to fit the profile Refering to Mar, not the cousin. The cousin wants to pee in her butt And she wants to let him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 ABee speaketh the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAN-THIS!!! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 You're not even real cousins for crying out loud. It's not even incest. Just smash already. And post flicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by AlwaysBombin@Mar 24 2006, 06:44 PM It's not really porkchop he wants, just someone to make sweet hebrew love with who also shares his love of 12oz. She just happens to fit the profile Refering to Mar, not the cousin. The cousin wants to pee in her butt And she wants to let him Quoted post yeh thats the truth. were my jewish ladies at? challa at a Jew when you see him in the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by BAN-THIS!!!@Mar 24 2006, 03:55 PM You're not even real cousins for crying out loud. Quoted post WORD. :love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 speaking of incest, porkchop, did you happen to call Love Line last night? it just so happend when i was driving around, listening to the show, that a 19 yr. old girl called in explaining she is pregnant. and it so happens that, she too, found out the baby's daddy is her cousin. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT! YOU GOT A GOONIE IN UR BELLY! i'll post a visual: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 HAHAHHAHAHAH no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 this thread is a monster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by BAN-THIS!!!@Mar 24 2006, 05:55 PM You're not even real cousins for crying out loud. Quoted post But the thing is...they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAN-THIS!!! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 What like 5th cousins? Smash anyways. I'm sure everybodys fucked a 69'th cousin or two and just don't know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAN-THIS!!! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Shit, I have a first cousin I wouldn't mind smashin on the low. :freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 here's the deal tho. .. if it was just a smash. it would be a simple decision. it's so much more than a smash. AHAHHAHAHA. whoa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 All I want to know is: Who's going to pee in who's ass? *insert picture of Dave Chapelle as Reggie Warrington from the Nutty Professor here* Originally posted by sarcasm+Mar 24 2006, 06:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (sarcasm - Mar 24 2006, 06:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>speaking of incest, porkchop, did you happen to call Love Line last night? it just so happend when i was driving around, listening to the show, that a 19 yr. old girl called in explaining she is pregnant. and it so happens that, she too, found out the baby's daddy is her cousin. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT! YOU GOT A GOONIE IN UR BELLY! i'll post a visual: Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-porkchop@Mar 24 2006, 06:13 PM here's the deal tho. .. if it was just a smash. it would be a simple decision. it's so much more than a smash. AHAHHAHAHA. whoa. Quoted post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 If you wanna marry homeboy then you need to 1) slow down and spend some time with him outside of Myspace before anything and 2) change your name to Sally May or something along those lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 she already fucked him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAN-THIS!!! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 24 2006, 07:13 PM here's the deal tho. .. if it was just a smash. it would be a simple decision. it's so much more than a smash. AHAHHAHAHA. whoa. Quoted post Just get pregnant now and tell your fam it was from before you found out you were 15th cousins. That way they have to deal with it. :biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Mar 24 2006, 06:15 PM she already fucked him. Quoted post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 lets see his tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Moms New Boyfriend Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 the words family and dating should not be used in the same sentence even if its not blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 OOOHHHH. LIVE A LITTLE! SHIT ITS CAPS LOCK FRIDAY! ANYTHING GOES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I HOPE I GET SOME PUSS TONIGHT! PREFERABLY MY COUSINS SWEET ASIAN PUSS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 PARTY ON WAYNE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 FUCK IT LETS ALL FUCK ON OF OUR COUSINS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 BUT SHE'S COOL BECAUSE SHE HAS TATTOOS AND HER FRIEND FUCKS A GUY IN A HARDCORE BAND! LOLZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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