Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 it's def getting outta hand. i have created a monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 have your cousin give you a rimjob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by chizlo@Mar 24 2006, 02:46 PM something/someone linked us up for a reason. i dont wanna regret it, so if there's gonna be a "us"... it's gotta be forever, Quoted post Something linked you up for a reason? YOU HAVE THE SAME GENE LINE, DERRYL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE@Mar 24 2006, 01:11 PM have your cousin give you a rimjob Quoted post Tips for the Eater: Change Your Pitch Up: You give head, right? And you know how boring mono-speed blowjobs are, so treat your partner's asshole the same way. It also provides an alternative for when your tongue starts to tire out. Lap, Roll, Repeat: Check your technique. The tongue is incredibly flexible and adaptable, so use it to your advantage. Don't just write the alphabet with your tongue; spell out Shakespeare's 8th sonnet instead. In cursive. .Communicate, Dammit: If you like what's being done, a simple moan gets the point across. If you don't, then let them know. The Spread: Frame the asshole in a finger-shaped "V" and look at it. It's beautiful. Now spit and watch some of it seep in. Dreamy. Note how much further your tongue reaches inside. And for the Eaten: Prep Yourself: Have you played with your ass? Do you know what it feels like? If not, fill up the tub and have at your honey hole sandwich. Warm water will relax your mind and your muscles. If you know you're to engage in said activity, freshen up a bit. But stay away from colognes and after bath splashes. Positioning: Vary the scene (and scenery) to find what gets you both off. Come up with silly names for different positions. For example: you are squatting, your partner is behind you having at your butt and reaching around to diddle you. Call this "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon". Flex Your Muscle: Your sphincter is all-powerful and full of intrigue. Push it out and feel the tongue slide into you. Deluxe. Grunt: It's your job to find ways to let your partner know how much you're enjoying the ride and the view. Sighs of disbelief, calling out their name, grabbing their head and thrusting it fully into your butt... these are tell-tale signs that you are into being rimmed. Look at it this way, you won't be able to exchange fuck faces easily, so verbal communication gets any/all messages across Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 can we stop calling it cousin?? there's gotta be another term, for like 56 million 16 times removed, someone i have never even heard of. that i can link back in my family tree, barley by a half relavtive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 its your cousin. COUSIN COUSIN COUSIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 24 2006, 01:46 PM oh, and PS. i linked him to this thread when i made it. Quoted post Dear Porkchop's Cousin, It has come to my attention that you have a romantic interest in you next of kin. Although i feel the ultimate choice is yours, I have prepared a statement to warn you. 5 out of 2 doctors would agree that the likelyness of your children having birth defects such as, down sindrome, cerebral palsy and noses for fingers, is greatly increased by a 99.892% when involved in inscest. If you are willing to take such a risk i strongly suggest that you two go to a doctor so you can have your genetics tested and your testicals removed. Even if your children do not suffer any defects, you will most likely become the talk of the town and be made fun of for the vast majority of your lives as a couple. Seeing as the rate of divorce is 50% and the alomony is 90%, you may want to look elsewhere being as once your poor from the divorce you might still want to hold on to your decency. Good Luck with the relationship and remember to always dress your little soldier for battle. Sincerely, MAR Damn that was harsh. Please forgive me porkchop.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 ouch. you just want PC for yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 its true.... :sadcrying: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 yea i think every dude on here does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 24 2006, 03:20 PM can we stop calling it cousin?? there's gotta be another term, for like 56 million 16 times removed, someone i have never even heard of. that i can link back in my family tree, barley by a half relavtive Quoted post sure...how about relative? or grandma's, sister's, son's son. (or however it works out). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 It's not really porkchop he wants, just someone to make sweet hebrew love with who also shares his love of 12oz. She just happens to fit the profile Refering to Mar, not the cousin. The cousin wants to pee in her butt And she wants to let him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 ABee speaketh the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAN-THIS!!! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 You're not even real cousins for crying out loud. It's not even incest. Just smash already. And post flicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by AlwaysBombin@Mar 24 2006, 06:44 PM It's not really porkchop he wants, just someone to make sweet hebrew love with who also shares his love of 12oz. She just happens to fit the profile Refering to Mar, not the cousin. The cousin wants to pee in her butt And she wants to let him Quoted post yeh thats the truth. were my jewish ladies at? challa at a Jew when you see him in the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by BAN-THIS!!!@Mar 24 2006, 03:55 PM You're not even real cousins for crying out loud. Quoted post WORD. :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 speaking of incest, porkchop, did you happen to call Love Line last night? it just so happend when i was driving around, listening to the show, that a 19 yr. old girl called in explaining she is pregnant. and it so happens that, she too, found out the baby's daddy is her cousin. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT! YOU GOT A GOONIE IN UR BELLY! i'll post a visual: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 HAHAHHAHAHAH no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 this thread is a monster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by BAN-THIS!!!@Mar 24 2006, 05:55 PM You're not even real cousins for crying out loud. Quoted post But the thing is...they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAN-THIS!!! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 What like 5th cousins? Smash anyways. I'm sure everybodys fucked a 69'th cousin or two and just don't know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAN-THIS!!! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Shit, I have a first cousin I wouldn't mind smashin on the low. :freak: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 here's the deal tho. .. if it was just a smash. it would be a simple decision. it's so much more than a smash. AHAHHAHAHA. whoa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 All I want to know is: Who's going to pee in who's ass? *insert picture of Dave Chapelle as Reggie Warrington from the Nutty Professor here* Originally posted by sarcasm+Mar 24 2006, 06:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (sarcasm - Mar 24 2006, 06:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>speaking of incest, porkchop, did you happen to call Love Line last night? it just so happend when i was driving around, listening to the show, that a 19 yr. old girl called in explaining she is pregnant. and it so happens that, she too, found out the baby's daddy is her cousin. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT! YOU GOT A GOONIE IN UR BELLY! i'll post a visual: Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-porkchop@Mar 24 2006, 06:13 PM here's the deal tho. .. if it was just a smash. it would be a simple decision. it's so much more than a smash. AHAHHAHAHA. whoa. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 If you wanna marry homeboy then you need to 1) slow down and spend some time with him outside of Myspace before anything and 2) change your name to Sally May or something along those lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 she already fucked him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAN-THIS!!! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 24 2006, 07:13 PM here's the deal tho. .. if it was just a smash. it would be a simple decision. it's so much more than a smash. AHAHHAHAHA. whoa. Quoted post Just get pregnant now and tell your fam it was from before you found out you were 15th cousins. That way they have to deal with it. :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Mar 24 2006, 06:15 PM she already fucked him. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 lets see his tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Moms New Boyfriend Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 the words family and dating should not be used in the same sentence even if its not blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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