TED NUGENT Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 A PACK OF CHICKEN NOODLES FROM ALDI 25 CENTS ,ALL YOU DO IS ADD A LITTE WATER AND BOIL THEN YOU THROW IN SOME OF THAT JUNK 50 CENT TUNA FISH FROM ALDI AND YOU HAVE A MEAL FOR 2,ALSO BOILED PASTA WITH A LITTLE BUTTER AND SOME GARLIC SALT WORKS WHEN IM IN A PINCH.FUCK TOP RAMEN THAT SHIT IS NO GOOD FOR YOU!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Food is really easy to rack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conspiringone Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 i was just readin through this thread and the whole time was thinkin the exact same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftover crack Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by TED NUGENT@Mar 1 2006, 06:13 PM A PACK OF CHICKEN NOODLES FROM ALDI 25 CENTS ,ALL YOU DO IS ADD A LITTE WATER AND BOIL THEN YOU THROW IN SOME OF THAT JUNK 50 CENT TUNA FISH FROM ALDI AND YOU HAVE A MEAL FOR 2,ALSO BOILED PASTA WITH A LITTLE BUTTER AND SOME GARLIC SALT WORKS WHEN IM IN A PINCH.FUCK TOP RAMEN THAT SHIT IS NO GOOD FOR YOU!!! Quoted post aldi is the shit you can fill your fridge top to bottom for like 35$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 a mate of mine used to take a big mug and run inthrought he door of this chinese restauant up the road-the kind with the all you can eat bar. He'd jam the mug into the fired rice and squish as much rice into it as possible and run out the door before the poor girl could get a "YOU PAY NOW" out. was a good scheme if not a regular one with the right motion of the mug you can jam a lot in and the handle keeps your hands clean Sadly he last time he did it he got caught by the owner's son and got given a whuppin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 The lowest I ever sunk to, during my days of desperation was a salsa sandwich. Which was bread, cheese, and salsa. Keep in mind there were periods of rain storms that kept me from venturing outside. Other than that, I just helped myself at the supermarket. During those days, I learned I would probably make a good bum and I wouldn't even have to sink as low eating out of a trashcan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Get ready for ghetto: Spoon of peanutbutter Pickeled hot peppers Raisin Bran Presidents Choice veggie patties Smiles (those things like tater tots) Maple syrop sandwhich (ha) Ghetto Spagheeti microwave popcorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 flavicon basically owned the whole thread with his "mustard on moist cardboard" shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 cereal Snack cakes ramen mac n cheese cheese toast pizza rolls tuna mac canned soups pbj's frozen pizzas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILLY IS WILD Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by Jack McCoy@Feb 28 2006, 04:28 PM I can't slum when it comes to the grub, never that. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by MESTHREE@Mar 1 2006, 07:34 PM Get ready for ghetto: Spoon of peanutbutter Pickeled hot peppers Raisin Bran Presidents Choice veggie patties Smiles (those things like tater tots) Maple syrop sandwhich (ha) Ghetto Spagheeti microwave popcorn Quoted post haha "president's choice" where did they come up with that name, i haven't seen that in years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merk or be merked Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 spagheti os are the shit.... if i want a cookie....flower water and sugar...and then igot cookie dough....or Ill eat chewy bars...or ill not eat anything.... but I don wear pasties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decoded Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 what an awsome thread! have to try out that pasta with the sourcream recipe :p sounds good. just made me sum tuna. fuck was i hungry. lo-fat mayo *cuz ya.. thats whats in the fridge* salt n cajun seasoning shits. soooo good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 i've got tons of food at the house. Just come through, cuz you guys are makin me wanna puke talkin about some of those nasty combos you eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Ok get this, just then I ate: Cold potato's with tomato sauce an chilli, with parmasan cheese an little chunks of ham (edited because I wrote 'man'..scarey) mixed with baked beans... cold.. I dont really give a fuck, I get a bit of anything I can find, put it all in together an see what happens. If its foul.. Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 cigarettes and alchohol for the most part. I get free (highly regimented) meals at work, but in my off time it is kfc and liquor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by Some1@Feb 28 2006, 12:21 PM waffles & pbj= bangin this is by far the best said food in this thread.. but for me it isnt deperation food..i eat it all the time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 Yo ^ . ^ and JackMcoy, you guys aint gettin it. I usually eat well, I;m talking about those late nights when everything is closed and your kitchen is down to the bare minimums. Dont really mean you gotta be broke or make bad choices food wise. It just comes to at the moment, you aint got no other choices. I guess since youre both women you dont get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack McCoy Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 ^^^^ Well, I'm not a woman... But on the real though, when is everything closed? There's bar food until at least 3 AM, and there's White Castle, Wendy's, and the Arches all night. I guess the other factor in this thread is a lot of you don't have a whip? Last night my steak was incredible, the rice was perfectly al dente, and my recipe for dijon green beans rounded out the whole meal. For dessert, a frozen Skor bar, followed by three fatties of kush and 2 percocet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 Mcdonalds? I'll take my chances with top ramen before I fuck with the deadly arches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by Jack McCoy@Mar 2 2006, 07:22 AM ^^^^ the rice was perfectly al dente, Quoted post being asian, this makes me laugh :haha: rice being al dente? hahaha wow. rice cooker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 I like rice, but I like asian bitchs even better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 nice to know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 this thread reminded me of a really bad desperation meal in someone elses house. I woke up around 4 in the morning after a pub crawl and decided I wanted to eat pizza. Realized it was 4 in the morning, had no car, my bike was locked up in her trunk, still drunk and could feel the beginnings of a hellacious hangover. I stumbled into the kitchen and opened a damn near empty fridge. I managed to scavenge the heel of a loaf of bread and some cheese. I toasted the bread...sauced it up with a packet of catsup and then tossed on the few shreds of cheese that I realized were starting to mold. Just fucking nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullet Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by DEE38@Mar 1 2006, 01:48 AM CEREAL CEREALLLLLLLLLLL i cannot stress this enough microwavable chicken nuggets Quoted post Word. Also a Fish finger sandwhich yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 Hard boiled eggies. Son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shogun_Assassin Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 "I just read the title of this thread again and started laughing uncontrollably. It conjurs up some sort of un-developed half-thoughts that I cant really describe, but they make me laugh and then people at work stare and think I'm fucking crazy." Ha ha ha. When there ain't shit to eat in my house, I usually go with noodles and butter. Cereal is always a good option. If motherfuckeers are really pressed for something acceptable to eat, just go to the god damn supermarket. There was something in the newspaper a while back in my city about how this guy was copping so much free food from the dumpster behind the super market that he was feeding his whole family. And not fucking destroyed food, its just past the experation date. AND NO IM NOT A HIPPY THAT FUCKING DUMPSTER DIVES FOR EVERYTHING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 ^ and the rottenest, nastiest, most foul farts ever an hour later. no thanks Spuds McSulphurAss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 Nigga you stupid, hard boiled eggies is mad good. If youre blastin some hot toxic farts who the fuck cares. The only ones to suffer are those who are not you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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