fearthesear Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Theres always eggs and hot dog weiners at my house no buns just weiners i cut em up fry em with eggs and heat some beans and tortillas.......and some grape drink (yeah drink not juice) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 Originally posted by courtorder+Mar 1 2006, 01:36 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (courtorder - Mar 1 2006, 01:36 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Spuds Mckenzie@Feb 28 2006, 12:14 PM opened the fridge, then the cabinet then the fridge again like 600 times. Quoted post SO FUCKING ON POINT. I SOMEHOW THINK THAT SHIT'S GONNA APPEAR IF I OPEN EACH CABINENT ENOUGH TIMES. REMINDS ME OF MY CHILDHOOD. THAT CEREAL MIGHT JUST FIND IT'S WAY THROUGH THAT DOOR! Quoted post [/b] Its just that everytime I open the fridge or cabinet my standards drop. So I'm bound to find something as the standard goes lower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 Oh yeah I just remember: Eggsalad- if I'm lucky enough there will be some bread to put it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 i feel horrible readin all this shit! you all can come over and i'll cook for you. no really! i cant believe some of you live on ramen and gallons of water. that just aint right. big momma dees house, come over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 ps i dont get it. some of you drink ..... ALOT. put down the 211, the forty , and get your selves a loaf of bread and a bag of damn apples or something shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I'm there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 A couple of days ago, my cousin and I went to Krogers and made a huge sandwich. We bought: four packs meat that were $0.50 per pack. a pack of american cheese slices for $0.89. a HUGE loaf of french bread for $0.99. The total came out as $3.88. Then we sat down and used the mayonnaise and mustard packages at the deli to make the sandwich. We also stole a soda. We ate like WIC kings :king: -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Originally posted by DEE38@Mar 1 2006, 10:33 AM i dont get it. some of you drink ..... ALOT. Quoted post dee...if you saw the email I sent out this moring after I was 50 minutes late to work...you'd be laughing your ass of. the title was I'd take 12 steps... I've been drinking waaaaaaay too much lately and it needs to stop....err...slow down...stoppings a little harsh. feel free to fedex me some of those chorizo and egg burritos. those would be kick ass about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThroughTheColdMoorsOfSvart Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Costco has such good deals for eggs. I jsut bought 12 dozen for like $7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThroughTheColdMoorsOfSvart Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 And 9 lbs of oats for like $3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 How many eggs does one man need? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I have been known to spoon mayo right out of the jar when I get hungry and there's nothing to eat But Only BEST FOODS MAYO Miracle Whip can have these nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Originally posted by SteveAustin+Mar 1 2006, 08:45 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SteveAustin - Mar 1 2006, 08:45 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DEE38@Mar 1 2006, 10:33 AM i dont get it. some of you drink ..... ALOT. Quoted post dee...if you saw the email I sent out this moring after I was 50 minutes late to work...you'd be laughing your ass of. the title was I'd take 12 steps... I've been drinking waaaaaaay too much lately and it needs to stop....err...slow down...stoppings a little harsh. feel free to fedex me some of those chorizo and egg burritos. those would be kick ass about now. Quoted post [/b] you need to slowwwwwwww down. moderation moderation! you smoking that crack too and coke and smack and stuff? hope not! stopping IS harsh....... i enjoy me a glass of wine, or shit..... a bottle or two of boones every now and then to keep my ghetto credibility. chorizo and egg burritos commin up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 i'm starving and living on a shoestring budget..that means one meal a day for dumy..someone send me some food asap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 as ghetto as some of you eat, you should just steal some good food. whats the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 just get some bullshit job at a grocery store for a minute. figure the rest out while your in the backroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 stealing is wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Originally posted by Spuds Mckenzie@Mar 1 2006, 09:17 AM How many eggs does one man need? Quoted post 50! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Originally posted by dumy@Mar 1 2006, 02:35 PM stealing is wrong? Quoted post :innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Originally posted by LENS@Mar 1 2006, 01:30 PM I have been known to spoon mayo right out of the jar when I get hungry and there's nothing to eat But Only BEST FOODS MAYO Miracle Whip can have these nuts Quoted post That is awful. I've been known to eat tuna, sans-bread, when shit gets rough. And ramen, obviously. Whenever I need to "save up" for something, I'll buy a TON of ramen, and peanut butter, and live off that shit for a month and save alot of money. Ummm, a few years ago I made some concoction (sp.) of bread crumbs, marinara sauce, and mozzerella cheese in a bowl and ate that with a spoon. It was actually pretty good. I ate alot of it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 If I dont have decent food I go buy some. The store is next door. fuck trying to eat flour w/ water and ketchup. Food is important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I had a friend in college who was broke as hell, and had a problem with accepting handouts from people, so he would eat moist cardboard with mustard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Crisco.. get a spoon, dig in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 i dont think i'll be reading this thread anymore. it just gets more and more sick. :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Slams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack McCoy Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Damn, I said it before and I'll say it again. This is some sorry ass shit right here. Eating well is an important part of life. Last night I had a nice juicy chicken cutlet with rigatoni in vodka sauce and some sugar snap peas. Tonight I'm going with a strip steak, parmesan butter rice, and green beans. You people need to step your game up. Eating mayo with a spoon and shit, you might as well kill yourself. And the moist cardboard? That's some concentration camp shoe-leather shit. If it gets that bad you better grab your nuts and rack something edible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Yuck I feel you.. but at the same time, circumstances are circumstances.. sometimes you gotta decide..eat like a king and throw caution to the wind or eat ramen and make sure your rent is paid.. shiiiiit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 yeah fuck that, i was homeless all summer and didnt have a penny but i ate the best ive ever eaten in my life. i racked so much dope shit on the daily that i could feed myself and my friends. then someone else would rack some liquor and we would have a dope ass day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I just read the title of this thread again and started laughing uncontrollably. It conjurs up some sort of un-developed half-thoughts that I cant really describe, but they make me laugh and then people at work stare and think I'm fucking crazy. Oh god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 jack i agree but not everyone has your rack of lamb and lobster luxury. that cardboard shit is digsuting though. i'd go and jump peoples backyards and rack oranges and shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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