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should i be santa?

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Guest beardo

:haha:

 

so i've been asked to don the big red suit and visit a friends house xmas eve. surprised that i'm actually considering. its so ridiculous that it just might have to happen.

 

ever been santa? stories? :clown2:

 

beardo/im not THAT fat

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Originally posted by beardo@Dec 22 2005, 04:10 AM

:haha:

 

so i've been asked to don the big red suit and visit a friends house xmas eve. surprised that i'm actually considering. its so ridiculous that it just might have to happen.

 

ever been santa? stories? :clown2:

 

beardo/im not THAT fat

 

 

id do it, but instead of milk and cookies i would request whiskey and hot pockets. you get to make someones holiday man, do it.

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um yes.

 

Bring a camera.

 

I've always wanted to see santa catching fillins on the highway.

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Guest beardo

i believe it is the great homer simpson who once said that alcohol is the cause and the solution to most problems.

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Originally posted by beardo@Dec 22 2005, 12:23 AM

i believe it is the great homer simpson who once said that alcohol is the cause and the solution to most problems.

 

 

to all of life's problems.

 

get it straight n00b

 

 

 

:biglaugh:

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Guest beardo

i've watched 3.7 complete episodes of the simpsons in my lifetime.

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this board is dead as fuck when i need it the most. im at work and no one is posting. how am i going to kill this last hour.

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Originally posted by RumPuncher+Dec 22 2005, 02:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RumPuncher - Dec 22 2005, 02:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Dec 22 2005, 12:20 AM

make sure to get riotously drunk beforehand.

 

 

that's your solution to EVERYTHING!

[/b]

 

and when it stops working i'll stop doing it

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Grade six,I was failing music class and was told I'd be held back the year if I didn't play Santa in the x-ms concert......I was made fun of so much until grade 8 for that jam.

 

Do it man

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i was our school mascot once..i walked around the hallways and these ppl from the yearbook comittee were taking pics of me

girls were all over me it wasnt even funny. all inall, i had a blast, and i would suggest u take this gig. itll be fun, trust me...may not seem like it at first, but once u get in that costume itll be a good time

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

The fact that you're actually mulling this over saddens me. I'd be wearing the suit for days beforehand.

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My brother in law had one of his friends do that for my nephew one year. Made his christmas. Plus then me and santa drank bourbon together and talked about titties. Do it, you can also go out to the bar afterwards dressed as santa and explain to girls what you did and get them all over you.

 

I am thinking about dressing up as santa the last night I have to work(friday night) before we shut down for the holidays. Would you give me a better tip if I delivered your pizza dressed as santa?

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