dumy Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 oh yeah Beardo. do it. catch at least a hollow. drink at least a pitcher. take as many pictures as possible. you only live once, so any opprotunity you can take to be an ass and its actually encouraged, do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 are you supposed to put presents under the tree for the kids to witness you or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 waiiiiiit. I thought you were just getting drunk and billigerent with the occasional vandalism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methadone program Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 you should go for it..sounds like fun. i played santa in a 3rd grade play once....all i can really remember is the way the beard smelt like snot from the kids that wore it from the previous years... i like how back in the day they used to get bums and winos off the street to play santa....that shit dont really work today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC+Dec 22 2005, 12:11 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mr. ABC - Dec 22 2005, 12:11 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by RumPuncher@Dec 22 2005, 02:21 PM <!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Dec 22 2005, 12:20 AM make sure to get riotously drunk beforehand. Quoted post that's your solution to EVERYTHING! Quoted post and when it stops working i'll stop doing it Quoted post [/b] :haha: Wonk Saggin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 so weird, christmas in three days...three days! what the hell is going on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 It is your mission in life to dress up in a santa outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I've got the beard...I'm not thick enough, though. And, I would be telling smart-ass kids that the real Santa was in a seventeen-sleigh pileup that he caused by drinking too many glasses of egg nog, and the reason my suit was red was because I pulled his shattered, obese body from the wreckage and got Santa blood all over my nice white suit.... If I was black, however....HOMIE CLAUS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 i say why not. it just occured to me what a good racking outfit santa would be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conspiringone Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 if i wasn't in the legal situation i am, i would be bombing on christmas day dressed as santa, but would my friend go as a reindeer or another santa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 that was funny. pics soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MELLOness Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Yeah man, shove it all into ur belly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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