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you know you're a fat-ass when...

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the pint of triple chocolate haagen daaz, that you are eating with a fork, tips over on your desk, and the mound of sprinkles you had poured into it spills out all over the place, and you sweep the sprinkles back into the ice cream over the side of the desk.

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Im nominating this thread for thread of the year

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you know you're a fat ass when...

you are eating a cheeseburger and ketchup drips onto your chin, and instead of getting a napkin you wipe your chin with the bun and take another bite.

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You know your a fat ass when..

 

 

You call the chinese food place around your house, and from the sound of your voice they know who you are, where you live, and what you wanr

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Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Jul 9 2005, 04:43 PM

You know your a fat ass when..

 

 

You call the chinese food place around your house, and from the sound of your voice they know who you are, where you live, and what you wanr

 

 

:haha:

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Originally posted by BIGMETALCIRCUS@Jul 9 2005, 11:34 AM

you know you're a fat ass when...

you are eating a cheeseburger and ketchup drips onto your chin, and instead of getting a napkin you wipe your chin with the bun and take another bite.

 

 

ahahahahaaaaaaa

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Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Jul 9 2005, 11:43 AM

You know your a fat ass when..

 

 

You call the chinese food place around your house, and from the sound of your voice they know who you are, where you live, and what you wanr

 

 

Are you sure it isn't the caller ID based automatic address lookup system that almost every restaurant on earth has to save time?

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^^^still you would have to order fairly often for them to remember all that random information from just glancing at your number...thus justifying the fat ass comment..

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No, a lot of places have computer software that they enter your address into when you order, if they have time. Then the next time you call, it can be set to just pop up your information on the screen so they don't have to waste time taking addresses during busy periods.

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you know you're a fat ass when:

 

you eat cereal out of a pyrex mixing bowl and keep pouring cereal in till the milk is gone

 

:mmm:

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Originally posted by GnomeToys@Jul 9 2005, 03:54 PM

No, a lot of places have computer software that they enter your address into when you order, if they have time. Then the next time you call, it can be set to just pop up your information on the screen so they don't have to waste time taking addresses during busy periods.

 

 

ok, I misunderstood...

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you know your a fat ass when you look down and cant see your penis

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Originally posted by GnomeToys+Jul 9 2005, 04:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GnomeToys - Jul 9 2005, 04:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-2BLAZZED@Jul 9 2005, 11:43 AM

You know your a fat ass when..

 

 

You call the chinese food place around your house, and from the sound of your voice they know who you are, where you live, and what you wanr

 

 

Are you sure it isn't the caller ID based automatic address lookup system that almost every restaurant on earth has to save time?

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nah dog, around here these chino places dont have caller id, its because they know excactly who you are because you eat there to damn much

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