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So this guy is dressed like a judge and while slapping his dick onto some girls ass he yells:

 

ORDER IN THE CUNT! ORDER IN THE CUNT!!!

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Another one:

 

Guy is sitting on the couch and infront theres a naked girl thats blocking his view to a huge clock in the wall...dude goes like "DAMN GIRL, CANT SEE THE TIME TO FUCK YOU"

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From a porno review in Hustler, or something:

 

"....Just when you think its over, ******* returns for one more mercy screw in the bum-funnel."

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OFFSCREEN GUY: He likes it when you punch him in the balls

PORN GUY: (in russian accent) Oh YES!! PUNCH ME! PUNCH MY FUCKING BALLS

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Oh, and favorite line? This girl wanted to get some concert tickets from this dude, and the only way he'd give 'em to her is if she fucked him. His line:

 

 

"I'm going to fuck your teenage face."

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guy: i'm going to put it in your ass

girl: but...but thats where i poop from

guy: not right now you don't

 

 

i need to find the link to this clip, i think a certain 12ouncer may still have it bookmarked.

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from the paris hilton tape as theyre going at it, paris's cell phone rings, she stops and goes to get her phone and says "wait my phone.."

 

and the guy is like

 

"FUCK YOUR PHONE!!"

 

you gotta see it. halirous.

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Girl sitting on a table, guy goes to fuck her in the ass, girl responds with, "b...b...but i poop from there."

 

Guys looks at her and goes. Not now youre not.

 

 

 

 

Another great one was from a peter north flick called Best Butts. There are some hands in a box grabbing a chicks ass

then she turns to start sucking off peter north and he simply says in a voice like a child on christmas morning " ALRIGHT, SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK."

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From an unknown clip downloaded from Kazaa:

 

Man and woman are sitting by a swimming pool in swimming suits.

 

W: What do you want to do?

M: We could go swimming.

W: I don't know, the pool is kind of cold.

M: Ever try analsex?

 

*cue assfucking*

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I saw this one pron where it was a black dude and some white bitch. while fucking the bitch takes of her blonde wig and she had a shaved head and the like a minute later it pans in and the black dude is wear a long blonde haired wig boning this bitch.

 

I think I peed a little bit from laughing when I saw this.

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this guy was driving a teenage babysitter home and started rubbing her leg and was and she turns to him and he looks her straight in her eyes and say im still a virgin haha and his guy was like a 60 year old and and the babysitter was like i baby sitt for you and he says its his dead brothers and his dead wife's baby lol and later on hes like in a deep russian voice"yeahh suck my pepe yeaa thats it suck my pepe intill you suck my stuff out" wackkest porn ever

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ok im 13 i find a porn on the street guy takes a hooker home there just about to fuck he comes up from behind and whispers in her ear

 

"can i cum on your shoe?"

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