GnomeToys Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Originally posted by KillPretty@Jul 3 2005, 12:43 AM ok im 13 Quoted post BANNED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 I SEEN SOME SHIT WITH THIS STRAIGHT GERMAN NIGGA. MONEY WAS BUSTING A NUT ON THE BITCHES GRILL AND WAS SAYING "VUNDERBAR" OR SOME SHIT, THEN HE KEPT SNUFFING SHORTY AND SAYING "ZAST VUNDERBAAAAR...AHH SHEET ZAST SHEET!" UNTIL SHE SAID IT. IT WAS KINDA FUNNY CUZ THE BITCH HAD THIS "WTF?" LOOK ON HER FACE. MERO. PNOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Jul 3 2005, 09:01 PM I SEEN SOME SHIT WITH THIS STRAIGHT GERMAN NIGGA. MONEY WAS BUSTING A NUT ON THE BITCHES GRILL AND WAS SAYING "VUNDERBAR" OR SOME SHIT Quoted post !!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furioussnake Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 in a deep german accent (he is dressed as a doctor) while some chick is sucking him off "YES SUCK DOCTOR FRANKS PENIS" and he st arts laughing sooo hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Jul 3 2005, 10:58 AM DURING A GANGBANG VIDEO, THEY WERE TAKING TURNS ONE BY ONE, AND OUT OF NO WHERE A GUY IN THE LINE SCREAMED BREAK BREAD MY NIGGA, BREAK BREAD LET THE HOMEBOYS EAT Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: id love to see that shit :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 story is about some chick thats a mermaid. sorta like splash. but in this case she turns into a mermaid when wet or gets wet. so anyways shes with this dude with a sick pornstasch and he's kissing her and fingering her then all of a sudden in a think new york accent says "what the fuck, the bitch smells like fish". hilarious 70's era porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Some guy is just ramming his dick down this girls face, literally face fucking her after he busts a nut in her eye, she gets up and says "faggot!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie the porn magician Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 (couple watching tv) porn guy:if that guy jumps off the buidling u have to suck my cock brittney skye;ok *guy jumps* *brit goes to suck his dick* pg:what r u doing? b;he jumped so now im gonna suck ur dick pg:no i cant accept it.i saw the news earlier and knew he would jump b:i saw the news earlier today too.i never thought hed jump again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 pron is teh sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepyceas2- Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 "You know what they say?. . . . . . .Once you go BLACK you'll need a wheelchair." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 aha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 I dont remember the line. But if you want, watch the movie Sex Commandos...when it gets to the part youll know exactly what im talking about....almost like your telepathically linked to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 me and an ex would watch porn all the time, we rented that Sex Commandos once, but I can't remember the line either. The funniest one we ever got was called Tit In A Wringer. It was about one of those old washing machines with the hand crank thing to wring out the clothes. Anyway, Every scene ended up with some big titted bitch with her tit all up in the wringer. Greatest porn ever. oh shit, found it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 tonight on skinemax12345765432:: RED ROVER RED ROVER... BITCH... BEND OVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 "Haha "Maysag". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 one i saw on the internet where these three brothas were fucking this girl and she lays on her back and sticks her legs and ass in the air. then she spreads her asshole and the guy puts his nuts IN her ass and then fucks her. one of the other guys is like "yea, freak that bitch out." imagine charlie murphey saying it. haha another one i seen this guy had a jack hammer with a dildo on the end. and hes working this girl crazy hard with it, cause shit its a fucking jack hammer and hes all grinnin and he says. "diggin for gold" wuahahahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 i don't remember any lines from movies but i do remember one time i was getting busy with this girl and she was all like "oh my god, oh my god", so i go "this has got nothing to do with god!" but then i can tell you the story of how i got my braces stuck in a girls bra when i was 17. :clown2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 ^^^ haha that beats me i only got my tounge ring stuck inside a girls nipple ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 1: Chick in a screaming higt pitched scream whilst getting fucked up the pooper - "oh yeah im a slut, im a slut, im a slut............." 2: Chick: oh yahhh ohhh yahhh Guy: Thats nothing till you get it up the ass. 3: Guy: (russian) oh yeh fantastic Chick: Stick it in my ass stick it in my ass Guy: push pu pu pu pu pu pu pu push pu push pu shhhhh ohhhhhh yeahhhhh thats fooontastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 hahaha...in some flick this, apparently well preserved bitch is just screaming "it's a cock, it's a cock, it's a cock" guess she had it coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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