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Like Fish ina Barrel

 

Originally posted by -Rage-

"Donuts! I got donuts! I got...Hey I know you!"

 

If you know what this is from (and wo said it). I'll be very impressed.

 

Chief Wiggum, just before Snake runs him over ala Pulp Fiction...

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"i know this because tyler knows this"

 

"im going to kill you and fuck your face off"

 

"damn if feels good to be a gangsta"

 

"has someone ever said to you 'sounds like you got a case of the moooondays?' 'no.....hell no...shit, no...i reckon youd get your ass kicked saying something like that."

 

nsk-vc

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How tall are you?

Sir, 5'9", Sir!

5'9"? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You trying to squeeze and inch in on me?

Sir, no, Sir!

Bullshit! Looks to me the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think ya been cheated! Where you from anyway, Private?

Sir, Texas, Sir!

Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down, Private Cowboy. Do you suck dicks?

Sir, no, Sir!

Are you a peter puffer?

Sir, no, Sir!

You look like the kind of person who would fuck a guy in the ass and not have the god damn common courtesy(sp??) to give him a reach around! I'll be watching you!

 

A half-assed quote from Full Metal Jacket, because I am drunk.

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