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    the ghetto or the burbs. whats your teritory...

    is antarctica considered a city or subur....oh wait thats right, its a frozen hellhole. the penguins do run though...almost no buff. nsk-vc
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    !2 oz prophet awards..once again

    SON OF A BITCH! will you shut up? youll blow my cover. anyone seen family guy tonite? (i know you didnt frink...hahahahahah bitch...) there were quite a few references there, i did the voice for the old guy with the walker. you like popsicles? i got some in my basement...want some? noooo...its okay, i know your mommy and daddy, they told me to pick you up and come to the hospital, theres been an accident.... hahaha nsk-vc
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    !2 oz prophet awards..once again

    do any of you graffiti taggerists wanna come paint tonite and show me some dope ass phat tags i will pick you up, i have a van and candy... sorry, im shooting for the "most likely to be a cop award..." i was never popular...:( nsk-vc i'll post a better reply later, but for now im off to work
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    MOST ORIGINAL NAMES

    onorok, penis, lyes, earsnot, eatfuk, godfuck, setup, 323, elyja, sigh, elk, heyu. i think my name is pretty cool too (anus), does anyone write Rgue? i think thatd be tight too. nsk-vc
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    Saves the Day/ Hey Mercedes/ Thursday

    finally, someone gets it.... tight clothes suck. i still wear the same chain wallet i had in 4th grade...im so badass...hahahaha i will be at that show on this coming monday on LI cause i wanna see thursday and see if any girls need a hug. i swear these kids better not cry on me... anyone else going? nsk-vc
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    the soft drink thread

    *sigh*....i am comfortable with my masculinity enough to drink fufu berry fucking soda thank you very fucking much. yes, I WRITE ANUS AND I FUCKING DRINK JONES FUCKING FUFU BERRY SODA AND IM FUCKING PROUD OF IT. seriously though, have you ever tried fufu berry? if you havent tried it dont hate up on it yet. nothing can ever replace surge though. as far as mountain dew goes, heres another story about me and soda (believe me, there are many, and sadly they are about 95% true despite the idiocy i mask my posts in...) i would like to start off by saying that mountain dew sucks, it resembles piss and tastes about as good, although warm piss just does something for me. anyway, i was covering the stupid ass panasonic shock wave core tour back in august, and one of the sponsors happened to be mountain dew, i wasnt really supposed to be covering it but because of some people i know who own shops who wanted photos i managed to scam my way out of the sun and into the VIP riders tent with my nice bracelet given to me by a sunbeaten security guard who obviously didnt give a rats ass about my story enough to verify it (carrying photogear gets you into lots of places...) so while in the tent, they kept filling this gigantic cooler with the new mountain dew code red, now at the time i wasnt aware of the upper deck buffet so i was eating the little mini bags of chips and throwing back bottle after bottle of code red, and that night when i went to ride nassau college we took 2 cases and drank pretty much all that, and the next day i downed a few as well cause i was in street as well as covering it, but whatever i drank way too much of that shit in the 100degree heat and got badly burned, moral of the story, i hate mountain dew, fuck mountain dew, and mountain dew can go to hell. nsk-vc
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    THINGS YOU WISH YOU THOUGHT OF...

    things i wish i thought of: 1)investing in every internet company years ago and knowing to get the hell out sometime last year or before they all died. by the way, i hate that pets.com puppet fuck of a fucking puppet dog. 2)selling women to men to perform sexual acts. 3)surge. 4)selling skateboarding attire to the masses of high school kids. those independant sweatshirts are cute dont you think? 5)killing sum 41, emimnem, fred durst, as well as a host of other shitty spectacles. (is it too late for that?) 6)not going to the station that night and getting busted. 7)discovering christina aguleria so i could be her manager/lover. 8)abolishing ugly butch lesbians who ruin it for ANY hot lesbians that may be out there. 9)getting that spot first. 10) that "post no bills graffiti wall" stencil (speaking of which, someone who putsup "post no bills" in NYC has ALOT of ups....) 11)this thread. 12)going to california instead of staying home for the year. 13)thinking of number 5 before i did myself. does that make sense? does it matter? 14)fight club nsk-vc
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    the soft drink thread

    jones...i have a long and painful history with that too...i was looking for something to fill the huge void left by surge when i found jones to be popping up here and there, and suddenly it was everywhere, i was drinking it frequently, bluebubblegum, cream soda, fufu berry, cherry and green apple were my poisons. plus it came in a glass bottle so you could break it open barfight style after downing a bottle and lunge at the store clerk with it, tearing into the soft flesh of his throat in order to liberate all the jones from the store. at one point my friend and i would drive directly to the beverage center after school and pick up a case of 24 bottles for 20 bucks, take it home and split it, we collected the empties, i think at one point i had 200 on my shelf and it began to overtake my room. i stumbled upon a soapbox derby race one morning last year only to find that the jones bus was there, they were giving out free jones and whatnot, i got so much free shit from them, the least of which being a rather large jones banner that now adorns my wall. the other prize i had was that, as the show was ending, the manager just let me take all the untaken jones, thats 4 cases of free jones. thats 96 free bottles, at the time i didnt have my car with me so i put all the soda into a shopping car and pulled it home on my bike for 5 miles, it was welllllllllllllllllllll worth it though, i was sitting pretty for days on end. unfortunately, i drank 15 bottles of "happy" in one day and got really sick, i regretted that somewhat. and over time drinking all that jones sort of burned me out on it, i really dont want to drink it anymore...ever again. and now that i have surge back i dont have to. i actually look at jones now and feel sick, thats a sign that i overkilled i think. nsk-vc
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    the soft drink thread

    i also find it comical that Tab has a warning on it that it has been shown to cause cancer. thats when you know your in flavor country. nsk-vc
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    the soft drink thread

    okay, theres something for everyone in the circus that is "channel zero" and now theres a place for you to post fond memories of soda. frankly i fucking hate coke and pepsi, theyre gross and leave a fucking caramel film on your mouth and teeth, fuck that shit. i posted this before in another post, but here it is again just because im quite fond of it. surge used to be abundant 'round these parts, but as of the past 2 years its like coke cut back their distribution of it so that i cant find it! when i was still in high school when it first came out i would use alot of money to buy it, never eating food, just drinking that sweet green nectar. i actually bought out the vending machine single handedly several times, i wouldnt be seen without a can in my hand, and i was happy, yes truley happy. then at the beginning of my senior year, i strolled down to faithful ol' daisy (betsy is such an unoriginal name for a soda machine dont you thinkg?) only to find that my precious surge had been taken from me, i went through the typical stages of withdrawl: lack of sleep, frequent panic attacks, paranoia, multiple personality disorder, dry mouth, genital warts, burning asshole and the loss of both legs due to tiff with gangrene. i thought my precious surge was gone for good. however, 5 months ago i found 2 remaining 7-11's that still stock it in theyre big gulp dispensing devices. i dont know how it got there, i dont know how much is left. I believed it to be a cruel joke at first and a single, solitary tear rolled down my cheek in rememberance of the good times we had. in curiousity i pressed the button with my double gulp under the nozzle and to my disbelief it despensed a beautiful green drink into my waiting cup, euphoria came over me as i tried to keep myself from shaking and spilling the cup and my wood from busting the zipper on my pants. i somehow made it to the counter, and gladly paid the cashier for it. wild thoughts ran through my head, "will it be as good as before? does it still live for me the way i do for it?dont trip...dont spill"i considered posing the question to the cashier of where he obtained the drinks syrup, but if high school taught me one thing its that you shouldnt ask questions. that and im sure the cashier wouldnt understand my feelings for what many consider a mere "soft drink". whats been there for me through the good times and the bad? picked me up when i was feeling low? consoled me and assured me that it'll be alright? crack cocaine....but surge helped me out too, even when i battled the crack addiction. sometimes on days that i feel bad and whatnot, i go back to old daisy and remember all the good times i had with her, pumping her so full of quarters as a pedophile would pump cum into a 11 year olds coochie. im thirsty. time to go pick up my only friend(surge you idiot...) nsk-vc
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    making a print zine

    if i get quark how does it work with photoshop? thats the original reason i used pagemaker, it works fluently with ps...and im really not all that interested in other photo programs. there should be some kind of zine trading network..... nsk-vc
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    making a print zine

    i been working on a print zine for a little while now, i have several issues to debate over before i print it, i have more than enough stuff heres my situation. i have pagemaker 6.5 also, but my dillema is that it tends to get difficult for me to correlate the pages so that stories more than 1 page get printed in the right place, this is the biggest pain in the ass i find. is there some kind of function in pagemaker that can do this automatically? i was just considering pasting all the shit to paper and heading to kinkos for the day, itll look sketchy but, i kinda like that look i think (anyone ever pick up "Kollision" in NYC? kinda like that but with articles...) i have articles that i personally think are hilarious, my pictures are good, i can get better flicks and shit easily from people, and its just centered around general fuckup-ery and basically conveys whats going on in my head onto paper in some form. and trust me its a mess up there... im trying to decide the best way to go about this, i think just doing it all at kinkos is looking like the most cost effective way so i dont have to go through killing my home printer. any suggestions? anyone want to contribute anything (trust me, anything is good...especially if its fucked up.) nsk-vc
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    post anything thread...

    surge used to be abundant 'round these parts, but as of the past 2 years its like coke cut back their distribution of it so that i cant find it! when i was still in high school when it first came out i would use alot of money to buy it, never eating food, just drinking that sweet green nectar. i actually bought out the vending machine single handedly several times, i wouldnt be seen without a can in my hand, and i was happy, yes truley happy. then at the beginning of my senior year, i strolled down to faithful ol' daisy (betsy is such an unoriginal name for a soda machine dont you thinkg?) only to find that my precious surge had been taken from me, i went through the typical stages of withdrawl: lack of sleep, frequent panic attacks, paranoia, multiple personality disorder, dry mouth, genital warts, burning asshole and the loss of both legs due to tiff with gangrene. i thought my precious surge was gone for good. however, 5 months ago i found 2 remaining 7-11's that still stock it in theyre big gulp dispensing devices. i dont know how it got there, i dont know how much is left. I believed it to be a cruel joke at first and a single, solitary tear rolled down my cheek in rememberance of the good times we had. in curiousity i pressed the button with my double gulp under the nozzle and to my disbelief it despensed a beautiful green drink into my waiting cup, euphoria came over me as i tried to keep myself from shaking and spilling the cup and my wood from busting the zipper on my pants. i somehow made it to the counter, and gladly paid the cashier for it. wild thoughts ran through my head, "will it be as good as before? does it still live for me the way i do for it?dont trip...dont spill"i considered posing the question to the cashier of where he obtained the drinks syrup, but if high school taught me one thing its that you shouldnt ask questions. that and im sure the cashier wouldnt understand my feelings for what many consider a mere "soft drink". whats been there for me through the good times and the bad? picked me up when i was feeling low? consoled me and assured me that it'll be alright? crack cocaine....but surge helped me out too, even when i battled the crack addiction. sometimes on days that i feel bad and whatnot, i go back to old daisy and remember all the good times i had with her, pumping her so full of quarters as a pedophile would pump cum into a 11 year olds coochie. im thirsty. time to go pick up my only friend(surge you idiot...) nsk-vc
  14. strange...that wasnt even funny. yet it left a feeling in the back of my brain like it was just....wrong....something that bothers you but in a way you didnt know it should and didnt think you wanted it to, but you didnt, you really didnt, or did you subconciously? you cant really know unless you read between the lines of your brain or got hypnotized...what was i talking about? i got confused goodnight fuckers.congrats to seeking on a truly disturbing insight into the male psyche. just what i need before bed at 4 in the am. nsk-vc
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    post anything thread...

    okay...random fight club quotes... "marlas philosophy on life was that she could die at any moment...the tradgedy was that she didnt" "on a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero" 'what car company do you work for?' 'a major one.' "dont let anyone touch you in your bathing suit area" "i know this because tyler knows this" "when you have the barrel of a gun in your mouth, you speak only in vowels" " I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I'd never have. Burn the amazon rain forests. Pump chlorofluorocarbons straight up to gobble the ozone. Open the dump valves on supertankers and uncap offshore oil wells. I wanted to kill all the fish I couldnt afford to eat, and smother the french beaches I'd never see. "our great war is our spiritual war, our great depression is our lives!" "this is bob.....bob had bitchtits" more later.... nsk-vc
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