IrishCarBombs Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo saturday night was fun halloween party, beer, fifth letter had sex with my ex who now goes out with my cousin hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo My weekend was a bust.. Laid out most of it.. Back still hurts.. Time for a sympathy trip to the docs for some druqs... But I did laugh a lot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo saturday night was fun halloween party, beer, fifth letter had sex with my ex who now goes out with my cousin hahahahaha your cousin sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo yes... this is the dif. between a dwarf and a midget.. a dwarf is born with a normal torso and the legs and feet dont grow the same.. a midget is just small all over.... i thought dwarf and midget meant the same thing....except one was deragatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo oh thank god. that whole last bit of time has been awful. i actually did my homework and looked up flights whilst 12 oz was down... for the record, holy shit this is going to be an expensive xmas... 900 on flights, probably a grand finishing my arm... plus booze, condoms, booze, and gas money. ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo I have had a shitty day. It is 1:30 I have to wake up at six. Supposed friends are talking shit and its pissing me off. But when I call them they don't want to talk shit to my face. I think I am going to ruin someone horribly. Hopefully tomorrow I fuck this girl who is practically perfect minus the fact shes kinda hippyish. I hope tomorrow is a better day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo my finger from the above stated trip to the er dayumm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo my finger from the above stated trip to the er you basically did to your finger what that man did to that shark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo i didnt know where else to post this flick (i thought about posting it in the orly/im in ur pics thread, but couldnt get past the "im in your shark" part) so im gonna post it here... Yo why's my man half shoeless? Maybe his shit got ate off by the shark and he's trying to get it back. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY-wIkB31ZM Am I the only one that thinks the first bitch looks like a crackwhore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo you basically did to your finger what that man did to that shark. yeha no shit...200 dollar knives freshly sharpened+ drunk= that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo yeha no shit...200 dollar knives freshly sharpened+ drunk= that Yeah, but how did your asparagus turn out? Just kidding. My friend used to sell Cutco knives and I like a dumb ass bought some. I did something similar while drunk trying to use a knife as a box cutter and slicing the top of my finger. Bad, very bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo hahahaha needless to say it didn't...cutco haven't heard of that company i was rockin a wusthoff santoku style blade that i took to get sharpened at excalabur a lil over a month ago so the bitch is sharp as fuck they had to take off my finger nail which is why it looks real gnar but the cut was super fuckin clean...next time ill just filet a salmon or something instead of my finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo I have crickets coming up through the drain in my shower... Sorry.. No pics.. Fail.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo my finger from the above stated trip to the er I understand youre a lil fucked in the index finger department right now but between your screaming in pain and utter disgust of your ownself. Could you tell me what kind of camera you used? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo Yesterday sucked, I had to spend the day at the county jail trying to get one of my soldiers out. He crashed a fence after he had two beers and his car had a blown tire. I got in trouble because I tried to take a pic of him with my phone and the sheriff made me delete it. She was a bitch, but her boss was pretty cool after we told him about the bullshit she was pulling when she didn't let no one into the court room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo Is it weird that when I go outside to smoke at work I stand in front of the window and stare at myself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo hahahaha needless to say it didn't...cutco haven't heard of that company i was rockin a wusthoff santoku style blade that i took to get sharpened at excalabur a lil over a month ago so the bitch is sharp as fuck they had to take off my finger nail which is why it looks real gnar but the cut was super fuckin clean...next time ill just filet a salmon or something instead of my finger goddamn it. i don't know you, i don't think, but why the fuck do you take your knives to other people to sharpen 'em??? its your knife, IT is your right hand, why don't you buy a stone and learn to sharpen it yourself??? i barely ever let someone else touch my steel let alone my knives (paring, birdsbeak, a couple small exceptions). never my chefs, slicer, santoku, boning... on other thoughts... i'm going book shopping this evening. i've been spending far too much time on the internet and not enough time reading. so hopefully soon you will all see an incredible decline in my post frequency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo Is it weird that when I go outside to smoke at work I stand in front of the window and stare at myself? i think that means you have much self love. you vain conceited bish! i kid i kid........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo Why can't nano technology be to the point where it could replicate the amount of pain meds I need right now?? Fuck that.. Nano technology scares me.. Imagine juggalos having that shit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo hahahaha needless to say it didn't...cutco haven't heard of that company i was rockin a wusthoff santoku style blade that i took to get sharpened at excalabur a lil over a month ago so the bitch is sharp as fuck they had to take off my finger nail which is why it looks real gnar but the cut was super fuckin clean...next time ill just filet a salmon or something instead of my finger My friend was a door to door salesperson. She came to my house and talked me into buying things too sharp for me. Did you get to keep the fingernail? I had my back molar removed and got to keep it. It was completely hollow in the center from it being cavity ridden. Shit hurt so bad. If I remember, I'll post a picture of it... I also have my wisdom teeth, I'm thinking of making a necklace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo ooohhh, just graduated to junior member. I'm coming up in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo at lunch today, i went to clean out my car. it's no where near being clean, but i threw all the trash out, water bottles, papers, etc., but being as i'm not so careful when it comes to taking care of my cds, i found a lot of them on the passenger floor. they're all scratched, gooey, and or broken. i hate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo ^ you should invest in a cd case... bought mine at walmart for $20 it holds 300 cds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo i have cd cases, i just don't use them.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo then you should get one of those cd holders you can put on the sun shield thingy of your car.....know what im talking about....the sun shield thingy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo yep, have those too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo i have 3 of those. cause i dont listen to actuall cd's in my house. just my car. and they are on the floor.im just to lazy to strap them on. but i always have what im bumpin at the time in the cd player so its all good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo hmm, i don't have a cd player in my car. i would hook up my ipod with the cassette adapter, but my tape player doesn't work and i would slap my radio, but my speakers are blown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo haha. fucking awesome. Hey bro can I get a ride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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