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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

Here.. this is a good burrito spot....

 

 

 

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Harvey...

 

Don't bother pm'ing him... this is the spot he was talking about showing you:

 

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It's his favorite spot.

 

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You guys don't have to listen to this idiot... he's the idiot, here's his other hobby besides painting:

 

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Hahaa..

 

Creepy.

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fuck i know, i could not sleep for shit last night. finally got some shut eye around 9am. blahzzy blah blah.

 

 

now i eat a delicious sandwich and some clam chowder mmm

 

 

p.s. i love disorderly conduct the show

 

 

 

ugh. edit. ALURE

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fuck i know, i could not sleep for shit last night. finally got some shut eye around 9am. blahzzy blah blah.

 

 

now i eat a delicious sandwich and some clam chowder mmm

 

 

p.s. i love disorderly conduct the show

 

 

 

ugh. edit. ALURE

 

 

haha. no pickles and ice cream? no peanut butter and cheese?

 

i'm telling you guys, "cashback" it a great movie.

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you know whats really shit?

having a drinking related tumor/lump/cancer/whatever

that sucks balls

havent been able to speak for about 3 days now since it got removed

thank god for temazepam and oxycontin

plus my internets at home are down

on the upside i now have cable

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rawrrrrr. do you ever just feel your anger simmering..and you know its going to explode soon.

 

im fucking pissed off. im trying to be some optimistic person and be all happy, but i just want to fucking punch someone.

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Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what?

(Torture nigga what?)

What?

I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost

with your ass cheeks spread out and shit

Right?

Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there

for like a half hour

Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like

Tssssssss

 

Yeah, I'll fuckin

Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser

Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser

And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat

Ooooohhhh

Whassup? BLAOWWW!!

 

I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth

and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!

I'll fuckin

 

I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick

off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker

 

I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin

sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you

and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you

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So I'm going downstairs last night to go to bed (i live in the basement) and when i get to the bottom of the stairs BAM! I'm standing in an inch of fucking water. Everything on the ground was ruined.. including some sketch books. So aaaallll today I had to help my mom shop-vac up some stinky ass rainwater out of the carpet. It's still soaked so im crashin on the couch tonight. Oh, and the ceiling is leaking and there's four more days of rain in the forecast. GREAT END TO THE SUMMER!!!

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sorry about your luck. make a flowchart next time.

 

i can't sleep. alot on my mind. thought a swim would help,

but no such luck. today was even a lifting day.

 

(fun fact: did you realize that mexican food and swimming pools

equal hellacious burps?)

 

so, i'm about to power chug a couple of beers and watch hannibal rising.

movies on sites like google video suck most of the time. i'll be somewhat buzzed, so i don't think it will matter as much.

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