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OMG I just went into the bathroom at work and it smelled like CRIME, like maybe

murder it didn't smell like regular poop, it smelt like someone eat a childs' mess

for lunch and just released it, it's hanging on my nose hairs like stink on poop,

but it's poop stink on my nose hairs.

 

YUK

 

Anyway my bm was good, it stank felt aiight coming out but it looked real

texturized like a fench burnt bean.

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Originally posted by GucciCondom@Jul 7 2005, 03:44 PM

. I slept over her house the other weekend and she was flirting with me a lot. I think its kind of gay to flirt like that and then say you don't want anything.

 

Now, I'm ready to go down the shore on Saturday. Two of my boys dicked me for work,

I have just been feeling like the world is out to fuck me over.

 

that ironic cuz i think its gay to spend the night at a girls and not get any pussy.jersey shore?i saw some gay shit about that on mtv.seems like some scenester shit.ur boys dicked u for work?u in gay porn king? :yuck:

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SO..

 

I JUST CAME BACK FROM A PARTY AT A MANSION--->SHIT WAS SO ILL, I CAME BACK TO MY CRIB AND FELT L9IKE I LIVED IN THE PROOOO-JECTS...I HAD HELLA JAGER SHOTS AND A DRAWN OUT ARGUMENT WITH MY ROOMATE OVER RACISM AND CLASSISM....

 

....HIS ARGUMENT: there is no class system in America..

 

MY ARGUMENT: you got to be kidding me, your'e an idiot...

 

 

 

 

SO YOU SEE, IT DIDN'T END WELL..

 

 

I'M CURRENTLY TAKING BONG RIPS..DAMN MY ROOMATE SKPPED ME CUZ I'M POSTING..

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Originally posted by IntangibleFame@Jul 11 2005, 10:58 PM

Charlie Murphy just did a show out in hawaii recently...shit was off the fucking hilarious scale...

 

 

word..I've never seen his stand up..I'd imagine it was off the chain though..I wonder if you can find any of his stuff online?

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i was looking for this and it was right in front of me.

 

 

i want a blanket cocoon to live in forever. thats all i need.

 

i went through like every page on page one of channel zero. or almost.

 

i have no idea why im on right now.

 

moneys fun to waste.

 

i want a beer and some pills.

 

i find chaos in doing nothing.

 

i should get my shit together for tomorrow morning.

 

im listening to a play list of mos def and a forest by the cure. i had a hankering for ms fat booty.

 

i could spend a month at the pool reading.

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