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Originally posted by Vanity@Jun 24 2005, 02:49 AM

i miss trips to chicago... now i have no reason

 

i miss when all my friends wrote graffiti.

 

 

c'mon. We'll go downtown. and we'll write on stuff.

Kill 2 birds with one stone.

And maybe you can go when you have a superimportant meeting so you'll get fired and be unemployed again!

 

there ya go..

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Originally posted by isor357@Jun 23 2005, 01:35 PM

This same fucking van keeps following me around. Its waiting for me after work it follows me home, its everywhere i go. Marroon, no windows 2 suits.

 

 

When you drive by, wave and smile, you want to look good for your picture. Or walk up and ask if they want any coffee or anything. Point is, make it known that you see them and you don't give a fuck. That's the type of shit they get hot about. If they are real cocksuckers (feds, what we call em down here, cocksuckers), they can't do shit, they are on surveillance only.

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i have a homie in chicago that is trying to get into porn... consequently, he's become more of an acquantance.

 

i once did a tag in wrigleyville w/ the grease from my face when i hadn't showered in a bit.

 

i found all this shit at the record store like the dammnn remix and ish only to find out it had a different record in the sleeve... wick wick wack.

 

so now i'm on my second bottle of chardonay listening to too short.. now that's class

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im sure that they realize this. sex sells, buddy.

 

 

i was reading about how the people at harvard were going through the now open files of the tobacco companies. in their attempts of world domination, the companies, of course, were trying to get women to smoke. so they did all these studies on what makes men different from women. through these studies, they found that women smoke to relieve stress and anxiety, men smoke to relieve boredom and fatigue.

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Originally posted by rental@Jun 26 2005, 03:07 PM

im sure that they realize this. sex sells, buddy.

 

 

i was reading about how the people at harvard were going through the now open files of the tobacco companies. in their attempts of world domination, the companies, of course, were trying to get women to smoke. so they did all these studies on what makes men different from women. through these studies, they found that women smoke to relieve stress and anxiety, men smoke to relieve boredom and fatigue.

 

 

oh, i hear ya...i am fully aware. but i find her attractive because of how she eats pudding.

 

and to decu goldyn1:

 

 

way back college boy asked to a high school dance

couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants.

didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue,

til my best friend said that the red would get me through.

went to the jewel with my crew, adults only box,

in a second hand suit, bow tie, i'm a fox.

in a car on the street, in my mouth swisher sweet

down that shit at my crib in a one gulp feat.

room starts to turn like cheese,

my tummy starts to churn like grease,

on my knees like a rug burn beast

like an intern tease with a yeast (infection.)

all the while on the tile, feel like I got the flu.

think I'm gonna throw, I think this night is through

ding dong, date's arrived and her dress is ripped.

she don't know I'm on a robotussin trip.

in the back two girls going stag fat asses.

i demand from the date her sunglasses.

do a drop roll out the car like axel.

I need an angel, I need some fuckin advil.

I got a buzz bigger than a behive

cough up my cookies let loose what's on the inside

 

chorus

the tussin, the tussin

put it down like it was nothing

robocop couldn't stop me puking and flushin

no balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin

just love for a drug called robotussin

 

way back college boy, live on eleventh floor.

head out my window, wonder what I'm living for.

knock on my door, what's in store, it's my buddy bux

with the rabbit ear pockets saying he is out of luck.

Need a forty for party thrown by laura kang at rubin.

all he's got is snot and a box full of ludens.

Tell'm bout the tussin, we're hayden ho hustlin'

interupting discussions about reagonomic reprocussions.

Fuck'm, we're fuckin chug luggin.

soon my stomach I'm huggin I'm trippin or something

my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.

you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon.

frankly, the feeling's fuckin fantastic

I'm tripping like jesus in the desert when he fasted,

Like it's the night before we all get drafted,

Like we're rowing through some rapids with Kevin Bacon, white water rafting

Like you're on epcot center on acid? Exactly.

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Originally posted by dumy@Jun 26 2005, 07:43 PM

another rainy day with no painting...whatsup 12oz...

 

sucks...i want to go to this one bookstore but all the streets are blocked off by the gay pride parade...i think i'll go to it..take pictures and post them on the ounce.. should be fun

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.so friggen tired...

 

so life as a temp worker sucks....

 

yea sure i'll work at kholer hell its only ten minutes away..

 

15 hours later...the process in wich they make toilets and sinks aint so pretty...and i have this odd clay dirt in my underwear...ok 14 bucks an hour for a temp is nice but...damn thats fucking hardcore...my anus tightened the first time they told me i was climing a ladder five stories to empty a sand basin...wich just cooled down and was about three dgrees cooler than the fuckin sun...hopped on the scale when i got home..and it turns out i lost 7 pounds by sweating..

 

just got done watchin garbage pail kids the movie..and i'm about to watch the last dragon...

 

 

thinking about painting my hammond organ black

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