Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
*see-phore*

best comebacks when someones frontin on you

Recommended Posts

remember dissing matches in school? "yo momas sooo fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house" sorta thing.....post the funniest comebacks

 

 

your an asshole---id rather be an asshole than a whole ass!

oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

now you do it!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :P :P

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You mean like yo momma so fat when she ran away they used all four sides of the milk carton.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

your momma so black she look like a burnt match.

 

 

we all just snap off people like "yo dude looks like dude from blank man...with the forks on the side of his glasses"

 

yo momma so stupid she thought wu-tang was a south asain orange drink

 

yo momma so stupid when she saw a sign for the YMCA she said "look honey they spelled macy's wrong"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Your momma is so fat she has a run in her jeans. Yo momma is so ugly we had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest bumdigger

Your mama's so old, her memory is in black and white. Your mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Dusty Lipschitz

your mama's so fat if she had to haul ass it would take two trips

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

yo mama's so old that when I told her to act her age she died. yo mama's so fat that when she wanted to fly, the people at the airport said that they did have any more space for 747's on the runway.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

someone better shut that cunts mouth before i fuck start his/her head!

 

somone busts on ya and just shake your fist and em and say, arg! youve won this battle. Ill be back..and act like a super villain...it kirks people out...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

-your grandmas glasses are so thick, she looked up at the sun and her eyebrows caught on fire

-your mamas teeth are so yellow, i cant believe its not butter

-your mama is so slow it takes her an hour to make minute rice

-your mamas teeth are so black, it looks like the bitch is spittin yoohoo

-thats okay...you got the whitest teeth i've ever cum across

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

fight dammit!!!!

 

Originally posted by CATS

Sometimes the best comeback is with swollen knuckles..... :dazed:

 

 

word.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest bug

yo momma is such a skinny crack head, she gotta run around in the shower just to get wet.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×