-Rage- Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 "I'm not even supposed to be here today!!" "Cancer Merchant!!!" "This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers" "Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Handjob Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 "You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! Yo! Turn around and ASK me for a Heffer with Cheese. Why you gotta make me feel inferior cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn...." "If I wasn't from Jamaica, why would I wear this hat?" -Half Baked For the Aussies: "Why would ya wanna live anywhere else?" "Its the vibe" -The Castle (highly recommend):D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 Originally posted by Handjob "You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! Yo! Turn around and ASK me for a Heffer with Cheese. Why you gotta make me feel inferior cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn...." I already posted that, but I won't be an ass about it. "Right near da beach...BOOOYYYYEEE!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 She up an R-U-N-N-O-F-T. Hop in boys were a gonna r-u-n-n-o-f-t!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 Its like when your having sex for the first time and you say, Daddy are you sure this is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 STUUUUUUPID INDIANS.......187 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted October 23, 2001 Share Posted October 23, 2001 --"this is space titanium" --"does that mean its from (dramatic pause) outer space?!" from godzilla vs. mechagodzilla....shit was great...i laughed alot during that movie...nothing like cheesy special effects and booze to relax after a hard week of school... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Handjob Posted October 23, 2001 Share Posted October 23, 2001 Re: DOWN BY LAW... Originally posted by Tesseract " I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM ,WE SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM" "YOU THROW ME BALLS,I THROW YOU BALLS" one of the funniest movies ever... Fr8holic, i'll double that. Hell yeah!! "Calla me Bob, eets the same..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Luv Roo Posted October 23, 2001 Share Posted October 23, 2001 I think I like every line in Half Baked... Scarface - "Killer, Kill!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted October 23, 2001 Share Posted October 23, 2001 Originally posted by B_As_In_Bot Apocolypse Now - Suck movie. But the severed head was one of the realest looking severed heads I ever saw. you didnt just say that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted October 23, 2001 Share Posted October 23, 2001 Originally posted by CATS Its like when your having sex for the first time and you say, Daddy are you sure this is right. ha haaaaa.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w3nisT Posted October 23, 2001 Share Posted October 23, 2001 fuck yeah o brother where art thou is great "Were in a tight spot!" also my aunt went out with lou diamond phillips in high school she says he was a big dork, so I she was as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bumdigger Posted October 23, 2001 Share Posted October 23, 2001 lets see i know i got some good ones.. o yeah fear and loathing:"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon" long but good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Bump, fucker. "Geology is the study of pressure and time. Thats all it takes really...pressure and time. That, and a big god-damn poster." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 "I'm hungary,let's go get a taco" "Time starts now" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 <span style='color:black'>I'll show you calatalal damage." I love any schwarzenagger quote. "I'm going to pahnch throo yor stomach an tehr out yor spyyyyn."</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilgoretrout Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 "Are you prepared for the return of jehova? cause if you arent.." *slams door* "Well fuck you! cold ass mothah fuckuh" -friday "god.. the biggest biitch of theem all" the mole from the SOUTH PARK movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTc_Angel Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 "Snootchie Boochies!" - Jay and Silent Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Originally posted by Harpo Marx 'Why do I have to be Mr. Pink? Why cant I be Mr. purple or something?' 'Because you're a faget, any other questions?' i was gonna say this :mad: -you shouldn't smoke marijuana all day, it'll rob you of your ambition -not if my ambition is to smoke marijuana all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 "the french are assholes" -dumb and dumber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Greatest Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 I'll Make YA Famouse........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 "Wake up, time to die." -- Blade Runner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful? :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 guys, there's too many from half baked. I've seen that movie at least 100x's....excellence. I'll try to remember all my fave quotes: "Mary Jane, I swear....that you have pretty eyes!" "Down by the beach, boyyyyy" "Hey girl, ya hungry?" "Fuck you, nigga!" "You in here, for some marijuana?!" "I used to suck dick for coke. Ever suck some dick for marijuana?" (Fuckin Bob Sagit (?)...who woulda known) "Huhh?!" "Got any papers?" "Mark of the beast....666...Naughty, dirty jungle of love!" "God, if you up der.....HELPPP!" "Everybody freeze........! nobody move.." Fave moments: *that girl jukin against the pole as Smoke Alot tells his woes. *Sir Smoke Alot knockin out dude after he shakes up with him *when the guys freak out in the back of the truck after Thirgood asks her on an ice cream date. *Scarface miming after they get busted. *Thirgood robbing the homeless man *Nasty Nate glancing at Kenny's ass in the shower and lookin at him all intense (also, did you ever notice his lips were always glossy? *Samson covering his eyes and squealing when girl's tit pops out. Thats enough for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulyshore Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 "you dont think theres some motherfucker in the ghetto playin the guitar"-james Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Re: To one of the most kick ass/Saddening movies.... Originally posted by George Dubyah Bush Cue in sad music ::runs to the middle of the wooden bridge, :: "RICHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, sobs" :fade in shot of the brothers running up the hill. That movie always gets me. Always. la bamba FUCK YEA, that's the first movie i ever saw in my life, fucking gangsta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 "THIS IS A FUCK!"-office space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUH? Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 "i broke my wood.thats not good" -steven segal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherEffer Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 the best line from movie, EVER!!!!!! "sup baby, sup sluts." -Jay on clerks (2nd best line) "i don't know if their talking about how hard it is to be a doctor or how their father can't show them effection, all i do is look at the mouth and scrunch my eyes and some how i come out a big sweet heart." Trent in Swingers :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by CinchedWaist "You in here, for some marijuana?!" "I used to suck dick for coke. Ever suck some dick for marijuana?" (Fuckin Bob Sagit (?)...who woulda known) "Huhh?!" "I seen im!" and "Bwaaaaahaha.. motherfucker said Ice Cream, yo!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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