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George Dubyah Bush

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hmmmmm...........lets get some laughter on this board:

The Big Lebowski-

" Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, ill take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes.........click."

 

"Whats this day of rest shit! What's this bullshit! I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus. "

 

 

 

"fucking Nazis"

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Guest WebsterUno
Originally posted by George Dubyah Bush

The Big Lebowski-

 

"I am the Walrus"

 

"Dont fuck with the Jesus!"

 

 

Scarface:

"Choo wanna fuck with me, OKay,

Sey ello to my lil frehn!"

 

"Choot dat piece of chit Manolo"

 

"Hey Mel, maybe you can get yourself

one of those first class tickets to the resurrection!"

 

"Its ok! Another qualude, she love me in the morning!"

 

"Say good night to the badguy, cuzz dis is the last time

you gonna see a badguy like dis!"

 

"Aye Coñio"

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To one of the most kick ass/Saddening movies....

 

Cue in sad music

::runs to the middle of the wooden bridge, ::

 

 

"RICHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, sobs"

 

:fade in shot of the brothers running up the hill.

 

That movie always gets me.

Always.

 

 

la bamba

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LIGHTENing UP THE MOOD

 

hahaha, im not that serious about la bamba, but i get depressed wen i acutally see it.

 

but to lighten things up........

 

"You know, i don't want to sound queer or anything, but i think Unicorns kick ass!.....................silence...............you ever see Labyrinth?"

 

 

"STUNK COCK! .........STUNT COCK!"

 

 

 

 

 

"From them on i vowed never to do Hamster style ever again......"

 

 

ORGASMO. funny ass movie

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momma look whose on the tv. its the devil.

 

....and she showed me her boobies and i liked them too.

 

what momma dont know wont hurt her. :cool:

 

you can doo it!!

 

but i can wipe my own ass!!

 

akuna matata- timon and pumba

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Originally posted by -Rage-

Oh dear god...I can't get started on this. I have too many.

 

Here's one of my faves:

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool. Fuck you, I'm out!"

 

Yeah! Half Baked!

"Squirell master aint gonna be there for ever! I'm gonna get that cocktail.....FRUIT!"

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Re: Dead man

 

Originally posted by Tesseract

Nobody: Stupid fucking white man.

 

Ahhh, Ghost Dog. Dope movie.

 

 

More for Roo:

-"Heffer with cheese.".."You son of a bitch i'm right behind you. Turn around an ask me for heffer with cheese yo. Why you always got to make me feel inferior cause i'm on the grill b? Damn!"

-"Marijuana is not a drug...I used to suck dick for coke."..."I seen 'em!"

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anyone seen freeway? with reese witherspoon and keifer sutherland. fuckin hilarous.

 

"Hes not dead Vanessa"

"oh yea right, i shot him soooooo many times"

 

 

 

"well look who got beat with the ugly stick! i hear you got one of them poop bags, wear it around and the poop just falls right out. Mr poop bag? well you just think of me every time you empty that motherfucker, motherfucker!"

 

eh chica, you givin away my pistol?

ill get you another one ese, a celluar, and a pager. ill get a hold of yo ass

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"Queito! NO TE MUEVEZ, CABRONESITO!"

 

Originally posted by avils

"This town is like a great big pussy.. just waiting to be fucked..."

 

Scarface - I think ?

 

Yup…thats Scareface!

One of my most favorite movies.

 

The other quote I just put was from when that

Columbian bitch pulled out that big ass machine gun.

 

FREEWAY QUOTE:

"You want me to shoot you a bunch of times?"

hahahahah…that movie was crazy.

Keifer got fucked up!

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"Ritchie, and his Flying Guitar!"

 

I have to get in the La Bamba quotes,

 

"You got screwed, blued, and tattooed!"

 

"We got to put a little mota in our LOVE LIFE"

 

"Not my Ritchieeeeeeeeeeee"

 

"Its not my first, or my last."

 

"Hellooooooo Baayyyyybeh!"

 

…OMG, I remember seeing both those movies in the theater. :(

Esai Morales is dope!

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"RREBANGA JEW FOKING KAKARROSH"

 

"CHI-CHI GET DA YAE-YOE"

 

"NOW HOW YOU GONNA GET A SCAR LIKE DIS EATIN PUSSY???"

 

"I TOLD YOU A LONG TIME AGO YOU FUCKING LITTLE MONKEY....."A A WHO YOU THINK YOU TALKIN TO??? YOUR FUCKIN BELL BOY"".....................:king: :king: :king:

 

A FEW WORDS FROM THE GREAT TONY MONTANA -PRE AND POST MANOLOE!!!!!!:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :stretch: :heated:

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Chee-Chee, get da yayyo!

 

hahahahahaah…I thought I posted that one.

 

"I told you, SANATRIUM, not SANITATION."

 

hahahahahaahaha…

 

"You wanna go to war?"

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Ahhhh…Goodfellas!

 

"Go get your fuckin shine box"

…hahahahaha

 

BATMAN:

"…ever danced with the devil in a pale moonlight?"

 

A Christmas Story:

"You'll shoot your eye out!"

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"Whats up Big Perm, I mean Big Worm?"

 

sorry fr8oh, never heard of it. Im lame.

 

FRIDAY…ahhhh shit!

 

"Whats up Big Perm, I mean Big Worm?"

 

"How you gonna get fired, on your day off?"

 

"Aye, Smokey over here taking a shit!"

 

*brick thrown through car window*

"Got damn DEVIL!"

-Mr. Parker after catching his wife with Bernie Mac.

 

"I steal, I dont kill"-Eazel

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