Milton Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 I used to live in the country, I have countless redneck advice that I can give, here are a couple gems: Dance with the one that brung ya. (I don't know exactly what it means, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with sticking with your people, or else the girl that brought you to the party is the sure thing, don't try to get with the other girls) Ya don't fix dinner in the outhouse. (Similar to don't shit where you eat, it means you shouldn't do stuff to fuck up good things you have going for you already.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by Milton I used to live in the country, I have countless redneck advice that I can give, here are a couple gems: Dance with the one that brung ya. (I don't know exactly what it means, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with sticking with your people, or else the girl that brought you to the party is the sure thing, don't try to get with the other girls) Ya don't fix dinner in the outhouse. (Similar to don't shit where you eat, it means you shouldn't do stuff to fuck up good things you have going for you already.) and the handcuff deal,,,,,you have an accent, fucker i think honest advice is cherish your best friends, you never know when they will be gone, that goes for grandparents and parents too. My grandpa is in the hospital, and im really worried about him, i really hope everythin will be ok with him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 redneck sayings in general are fucking gems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by casekonly redneck sayings in general are fucking gems. check ya mail again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 replied. off to bed. have a good night, all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 + Don't say "That's gay" in front of a homosexual. + Don't pop a pimple. You'll get a scar. + Go ahead, drink Mountain Dew. Fuck a sperm count. + Be good to others and in return, others will be good to you.(?) + "Say yes, and nod your head a lot in agreement" - Feeny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by Yellow Feets + Be good to others and in return, others will be good to you.(?) im not so sure about this,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 try to smile at everyone you encounter. people don't smile enough these days. i think it's a trend or something to scowl. dumb trend. no one has mentioned to be curtious to your elders......old people fucking rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Don't go to the driving range, buy a token, go to the golf ball dispensing machine, and put the token in without first placing a bucket where the golf balls are to be dispensed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 No vice is a virtue, no virtue is a vice. Mined the context with a past-participle inmate's pickaxe emphatic. Always run from cops. Brah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Lock the door (To avoid embarrassing mishaps/Akward situations) before applying peanut butter to your genitals and calling the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Ahhh yes. If a girl says she's a virgin, and you find handcuff keys on her keychain, shes probably lying about being a virgin. All handcuff keys look the same like this http://www.peerless.net/client_data/images/12MSmKey.jpg'> On the topic of virgins, nothing good can come from sharing a bed with one, they will do whatever they can to get you excited but refuse to give you a blowjob till you pass out, then they will be offended. But when you come back in the room naked, they'll want to make nice again... Redneck Sayings... Throw yer bait in where the fishin's good. Git'erdone. (I've heard actual people say this, not just that comedian) Drink 'till shes pretty... I hope everything is good with you Onesec... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Screw Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 'drink till shes pretty' hahaha thats hilarious.^^^ "weed will get youn through times of having no money better than money will get you through times of having no weed" "Laugh at the disabled only after you're dead" "running isn't getting there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHUTMDOWN Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 gimme the lard bitch! Originally posted by BURLAP "sometimes you just gotta say 'what the fuck'". 10 lard points whoever guesses what movie that's from. "'what the fuck' gives you freedom, freedom gives you opportunity, opprtunity makes your future" or some shit like that Risky Business...one of the best movies ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 shoot first, ask questions later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by BURLAP if there's grass on the ass, take a pass. i just made that up. Hahahahahahahaahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Dont regret what you've done, regret what you haven't done. and this is an important one: Dont get attached to your clothes. Clothes wear out, toss them and get new stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder Don't go to the driving range, buy a token, go to the golf ball dispensing machine, and put the token in without first placing a bucket where the golf balls are to be dispensed. one of the few things that has made me laugh out loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by Milton Ahhh yes. If a girl says she's a virgin, and you find handcuff keys on her keychain, shes probably lying about being a virgin. All handcuff keys look the same like this http://www.peerless.net/client_data/images/12MSmKey.jpg'> On the topic of virgins, nothing good can come from sharing a bed with one, they will do whatever they can to get you excited but refuse to give you a blowjob till you pass out, then they will be offended. But when you come back in the room naked, they'll want to make nice again... Redneck Sayings... Throw yer bait in where the fishin's good. Git'erdone. (I've heard actual people say this, not just that comedian) Drink 'till shes pretty... I hope everything is good with you Onesec... yeah, im good right now i guess, i gotta go to the parents an ask for some money, i fuckin hate doin that, fucking hate it. Kick em in the stomach, specially if they pregnant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 dont know if its been posted... but one of my favorites that i always tell my boys.. dont make a hoe a housewife... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURLAP Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Re: gimme the lard bitch! Originally posted by SHUTMDOWN "'what the fuck' gives you freedom, freedom gives you opportunity, opprtunity makes your future" Risky Business...one of the best movies ever. bravo..10 more points if you guess the actor by his infamous role..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHUTMDOWN Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 booger, test me again and get sonned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 dont leave your bike outside one night in carrollton, it will get stolen,,,,i miss my bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 it is better to love, than to have never loved at all. cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 women are more prone to kill you with a knife than a gun, its more personal. So if a girl comes at you with a gun, just fuck with her head, if she comes at you with a knife, run...or uterus kick her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NC Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Originally posted by Milton Ahhh yes. If a girl says she's a virgin, and you find handcuff keys on her keychain, shes probably lying about being a virgin. On the topic of virgins, nothing good can come from sharing a bed with one Patience is a virtue... or some crap like that. Virgins - :yum: :lick: :love: :D ps. put a bit of effort into it and she'll remember you... or come at you with a knife. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 ALWAYS kick back and enjoy a flick Drink but don't get paralectik, it only gets you in trouble with the police ENJOY life Try get a girl to root, it will make you feel better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 stabbing people in the face is ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 this too, shall pass. also, you get extra cool points on 12oz for not looking at the camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 dont have drunk sex on the top bed of a bunkbed dont whiz on the electric fence smell the milk first keep your hands out your pants at the library beware chicks with hatchet man tattoos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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