theprotester Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Ah, touche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 When life gives you lemons you can make lemonade, but in the end it all becomes urine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 My farts smell like propane. This is fucking unpleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Zerochan sure has changed. where are my tic tacs? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Sometimes I tell people with a sore back to roll around on a tennis ball on the floor yet I've never once in my life performed this action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Just when I thought Kathy Griffin could not get more annoying... ...not sure you can really retract an apology after making a whiney bitch of yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 She abused the most obviously left leaning morning show hosts in our country for being typical white trump voters. The mental gymnastics were of Olympic standard to get to that belief. Hopefully she won't sell ticket one when she lands here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Think the UK and AUS use the word cunt a bit more liberally than in the US. Here, women get really offended if you say cunt vs pussy or any other word. So random thought for the AUS/UK people... is cunt as offensive to women there, or maybe there's a different word they hate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Mate if you say cunt here you'll get kicked off the bus. The internet has made outrage global and fuck context. I've moved from the country to the city and one of the hardest things has been stopping swearing and not saying cunt. "I fucking love this cunt" is apparently not an acceptable expression of affection any more. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 That sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 My Hindu food became Hindoo-doo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Girl I spent a lot of time with over the last few days says cunt more than she says 'i' Faith restored in Aussie culture. Thought of this thread. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 Spain looks pretty cunted to me at the moment. Check the footage. Vegas is bad but the shit in Catalonia has really big and bad potential consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Cracked open a fortune cookie yesterday and it was empty! It was an unfortunate incident? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyusher Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 i need to finish my work, i need to finish my work, i need to finish my work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 Should have had breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 Playboy: The Porn Mag that Killed the Boner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 Spain, getting pretty wobbly. Get your civil war hats out, you may need them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Seen a chick with 'SELF MADE' tattooed across her knuckles and had the thought that if she didn't tattoo it or at least draw it herself then it would be kind of a funny contradiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Things are reaching their slowest ebb yet around here..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Everything is either slower or faster in general, today. Things can't seem to move any faster. Or slower. It's literally the most time indifferent submarine I've ever been in. The only way I don't feel like Bill Murray in Groundhoug day, is by thinking about Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Everything is either slower or faster in general, today. Things can't seem to move any faster. Or slower. It's literally the most time indifferent submarine I've ever been in. The only way I don't feel like Bill Murray in Groundhoug day, is by thinking about Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. groundhog day was great I had come in here to say something else but can only think about scenes from the movie now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 I miss that thing where if you hovered the cursor over the thread title you could read the first post, thereby, you could decide if the thread was worthy of reading before actually committing to a click. Commitment is for losers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Happy thanksgiving my American oontzers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 Occurred to me that some of the Black Lives Matter protestors who take offense when people say All Lives Matter are some of the same people who go around wishing everyone a Merry Christmas without knowing if they're Christian or celebrate Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 Merry Christmas OMB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Counter is all the All Lives Matter people being very fucking vehement that it is Merry Christmas, NOT happy holidays... in conclusion, our species is full of shit. Happy Kwanzaa motherfuckers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Are the All Lives Matter people in that X-mas group? Was not aware. Oh well, what can I say, people are allowing themselves to go to shit. Guess it's best to set your own standards and principles and stick to them, have some integrity for your own self. Merry Christmas to those who celebrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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