massgraff Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I'm gonna start referring to everyone on the street as "old timer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Women really don't like when you address them as "Hey tits" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 It must be raining everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 i wish i could suddenly become a trust fund baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I wonder if i will go back to Japan this summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Why the fuck do these niggas still ask for my ID like I haven't been here 50 times!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 They are probably fucking with you :sweatsmile: I would probably do the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Couldn't recognise you without socks. Clearly. This rain is just pathetic rain, stopping me working, but not filling the dam. Please rain, make a statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Who the fuck seriously has to whisper out loud to themselves when they proof read? I'm trying to Oontz over here. Rage has overcome me, I'm out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I hate waiting to poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 That is a lot of olives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Sucks when it's hot and raining. You can wear a raincoat to stay dry but then you end up sweating your ass off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 So all the confederate flags have to come down because they are a link/symbol of a time of hatred, but people will keep using the N word in all its forms because people universally agree it now means "my good friend." In short, people are fucking stupid. NotsupportingtheflagortheNwordoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 At Long Last, Small Spanish Town Changes 'Kill The Jews' Name related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Ha. "No Jews live in the village today" There's a surprise, lol. Wonder if all this will make the push for the Redskins to change their name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 They are probably fucking with you :sweatsmile: I would probably do the same. :weary: There's this one chick that holds it down, and says "he's cool" Couldn't recognise you without socks. Clearly. Will I ever live that down!!?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Sucks when it's hot and raining. You can wear a raincoat to stay dry but then you end up sweating your ass off. This is real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Recognize things I need to change and want to change but keep spinning my wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Arguments while out dining really suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 crazy how gay marriage is mandatory now 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Got birthday sex. It was alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 KINGS OF SELF DESTRUCTION Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I think boobs are one of the greatest inventions ever. Fuck yeah evolution! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I am not stoked on my new sheets. I miss my high thread count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Today I'm reminded of something I heard said on the radio a while back. It was that you'd never walk into a restaurant and order a hamburger, 2 hot dogs, some chicken, a few beers, potato salad, cole slaw, a slice of pie... but you'll go to a barbecue and eat that shit all up like it was nothing. Thanks, forefathers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Was thinking, "today is the only day that you can say, I ate 4 hotdogs and 3 cheeseburgers, and not sound like a complete slob." Not entirely anyway. All those bombs bursting in air last night couldn't have been good for the environment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Can minions be shoved down America's throat any harder? They were cool at first but shiid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Olives are for sure mob affiliated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Mother fuck the minions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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