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Originally posted by cracksmoka@Nov 4 2005, 07:00 AM

"emo kids get they heads cracked...

scenester kids get they face smashed...

knightbats take they pussy back home,,,

cause were nice like that...." -crack

 

 

^"true story"

 

 

 

hahahaha

 

nice!

 

 

on a side note i ate 3 big macs at 3 am after checking out my boy record release party.

 

by the way check it out: bisc 1: the basics ep on embedded records.

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*copied from another guestbook*

 

History Lesson:

 

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

 

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

 

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

 

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

 

Now it gets really weird.

 

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

 

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

 

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

 

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

 

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

 

Now hang on to your seat.

 

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'

Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

 

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

 

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

 

And here's the kicker...

 

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

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Originally posted by colt45oe800@Nov 5 2005, 12:31 PM

hey gooch,

bisc dropped an album? where can i get one

thats one talented dude

thats good to hear people are doing things

 

 

yeah, it's an ep actually. you can get it at tower and spots like that. i'm pretty sure you can order it online too. just google it "the basics ep" on embedded records.

 

 

 

so yeah i'm home and beat, watching a "what's happening" marathon on tv land.........awesome!!!

 

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