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Yesterday, Apple officially released iOS 7, the latest update to its mobile operating system that runs the iPhone and iPad.

 

Here’s what’s new about iOS 7:

  • One new pixel
  • Accessible new Control Center window allows flyers to more easily pretend to turn on Airplane Mode before takeoff
  • More immersive storyline
  • Cool new ringtone shouts, "Say, friend! Someone seems to be calling you on your sleek new iOS 7 device!"
  • Lives inside the phone
  • Comes with Tom Skerritt’s home phone number
  • Redesign make the interface simpler and easier to use, although Apple officials have stressed that it does not take an experience people love and make it better
  • Calendar app includes 3 new months
  • Even more phantom vibrations
  • 12 pre-loaded pictures of hats
  • Has none of the features iOS 8 will have
  • It's got new icons—that's actually all that's new, sorry

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760.hq.jpg?7657

 

Yesterday, Apple officially released iOS 7, the latest update to its mobile operating system that runs the iPhone and iPad.

 

Here’s what’s new about iOS 7:

  • One new pixel
  • Accessible new Control Center window allows flyers to more easily pretend to turn on Airplane Mode before takeoff
  • More immersive storyline
  • Cool new ringtone shouts, "Say, friend! Someone seems to be calling you on your sleek new iOS 7 device!"
  • Lives inside the phone
  • Comes with Tom Skerritt’s home phone number
  • Redesign make the interface simpler and easier to use, although Apple officials have stressed that it does not take an experience people love and make it better
  • Calendar app includes 3 new months
  • Even more phantom vibrations
  • 12 pre-loaded pictures of hats
  • Has none of the features iOS 8 will have
  • It's got new icons—that's actually all that's new, sorry

 

 

 

 

 

 

MOMMY DIDNT BUY ME APPLE PRODUCTS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SORRY

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