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Obama's in town til Saturday.

Traffic got stopped for an hour today so they could let his convoy of black mercs pass through.

Police everywhere.

Nonsense.

 

Paris Hilton's also been on the island for a week or so.

People are going crazy over that.

 

Double nonsense

 

 

 

808?

 

obama being there is actually kinda important nonnonsense. some major foreign policy / economic talks with asia going on.

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​Flatworms don't lend themselves well to anthropomorphism. An action figure of one is always going to look strange, but Playmates took it to a whole new level for Wyrm. His fingers are disgustingly phallic ridged tendrils, adequate for gripping his monkey wrench with a porcupine randomly stuck to it. He epitomizes Playmate's "one tattered shoe and one exposed mutant foot" formula (later adapted by Todd McFarlane as the successful "one normal boot & one ridiculously ginormous boot" formula) by having his exposed foot be an undulating tentacle festooned with suckers. His purple suckers clash with his yellow underbelly to make look him extra unsavory. But his head is where it really gets crazy. When you tug on his hair, Wyrm's bloodshot eyes waggle out of his warped pancake head so you don't have to buy peyote to be freaked out by him. His goofy blunt-toothed grin dims the horror slightly into disquietingly creepy territory. Can you see the family resemblance between him and Jar Jar Binks? His giant maw is hinged so that he can feast upon his easily lost worm accessories in a semi-cannibalistic fashion. So he's kind of like Cookie Monster if Jim Henson was H.P. Lovecraft -- a pure muppety nightmare fodder.wyrm%20003.jpg

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