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Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Watch Porn & Masturbate At Work

 

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Dodai Stewart How do you relieve stress and anxiety when you're on the job? Do some online window shopping? Hit up the vending machine for some chocolate? Take a smoke break? One Brazilian woman masturbates. Eighteen times a day.

 

Ana Catarina Bezerra, a 36-year-old accountant, has a chemical imbalance. She suffers from severe anxiety and hypersexuality. She finds that masturbating helps for a little while. According to Guanabee, Bezerra explains:

 

got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

 

Now Bezerra has seen a doctor, and she's medicated, so she doesn't need to jill off as often. But she still needs to. And she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during the workday. A few weeks ago she won her case, which means she can reach orgasm at work as often as she requires and use her work computer to look at porn. And since happy employees are more productive, Bezerra is probably the best accountant in Brazil.

 

 

http://jezebel.com/5801655/brazilian-woman-wins-the-right-to-watch-porn--masturbate-at-work

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@ #20: Okay bitch, I'll bite - #17 is *you're

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but then she counters with #9:

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Bitches, man, bitches....

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