avils Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ungh, anyone else feelin a bit weird about being up in this thread now ? get a room thread or something you two !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 you love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC yeah, you know you good.....so do i.....let's see if we can out-do each other. your place or mine? Don't I get dinner and a movie before you bring me to your house? Considering I'd win, that's the least you can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 This is not the "cyber sex freaks volume 8" thread, please cease and desist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 http://elisabraddock.tripod.com/firsts/flirt-2.jpg'> 26SidedMustWannaBeMakros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 milt: hahaha, eat me Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll Don't I get dinner and a movie before you bring me to your house? Considering I'd win, that's the least you can do. sweetheart, that's a given. you'll be getting the bubble bath and massage oil treatment. only the best for you. ooo lawdy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 http://www.musicsyndicate.com/metal/graphics5/cattledecap_toservemancvr.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 how freaky could it possibly be if the other person still calls it "doing the dirty" ?? what, do you leave your glasses on or something ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll I'm also jealous because I'm not getting any. I haven't had a crush in so long I'm starting to forget what it's like, and I'd rather not refer to the past (or dial any familiar numbers). I'm ready for something new and exciting. This thread reminded me of all the stress that comes with sex... and how it's totally worth it. asl wanna cyzzle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by DEE38 never been on the pill, except for the ecp which was fucking weird. the shot however=mood swings, atLEAST 10-15 lbs. gained, hungry, and did i mention mood swings. anyway... the mr. hated the fact that it did that to me, but on the other hand it was a smart decision of course. im not on the shot anymore and only took it once. (after i had orion) you think 15pounds is bad? i gained almost 30:( took the shot for almost a year and finally got off of it and i'm starting to lose the weight, slowly, and be normal again. that patch doesn't fuckin work either. ubejinxed was right. the fucking things don't stay on. Now i've gotta wait 2 weeks till i can get to the doctor to get the pill started. fuck birth control.. i'm gonna get my tubes tied and just adopt a little guatamalan or african kid when i'm good and ready... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 bally's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« fuck birth control.. i'm gonna get my tubes tied and just adopt a little guatamalan or african kid when i'm good and ready... They'll fucking eat you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by ASN for hitting it raw: When in doubt, pull it out. This fucking kills me. How fucking ignorant can you be to think that this shit actually works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 pull and pray, pull and pray, puall and pray.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by Swiffer Jet pull and pray, pull and pray, puall and pray.. Pulling's no good, pualling's where it's at. (How the fuck did you get an 'a' in there?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Im thanking my lucky stars that I haven't become pregnant considering the stupid things we have (and havent) done! The new pill I am on sucks though...I've gained about 5 pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 None of yall ever heard of premature ejaculation? That can get women pregnant too. The only safe sex is abstinence. Kinda shitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 ^serious. sex ed 101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloc131 Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 3 out of the 4 girls i have had sex with i have never used protection. they were either on birth control or i pulled out. i wouldnt reccomend the pulling out method though... cause i really do not want children. fuck that. if you're fucking chicks at a party... you better wrap it up like a mummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 this turned into a yahoo chat room not that i know what those look like.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 i think the best line is "if i had the chance to be virgin again i'd be fuckin by the time i was ten" trina said that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro They'll fucking eat you. 4.62 billion 12 oz points to mamsz for making my drink "go down the wrong hole" due to laughter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC sweetheart, that's a given. you'll be getting the bubble bath and massage oil treatment. only the best for you. ooo lawdy Mr. ABC, didn't your mother ever teach you not to play with little girls with a smart mouth? They are a bad influence. Related to the birth control note, I ran into one of my girlfriends today I haven't seen in 2-3 months. She gained weight because of the pill. I'd rather use rubbers everytime than get fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube Hands contain more bacteria than the areas immediately around your ass or cock. Of course, that has nothing to do with diseases. i frequently use my hand to wipe the sweat from my balls...does this count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll Mr. ABC, didn't your mother ever teach you not to play with little girls with a smart mouth? They are a bad influence. yeah, but they're much more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC yeah, but they're much more fun. Especially graffiti chicks. Not only are they fun, they're crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll Especially graffiti chicks. Not only are they fun, they're crazy. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> i'm thinking if we were ever in the same city at the same time.....we'd be getting ourselves into some trouble for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush well shit. if this was the case, we've been married by common law for over 4 years! i think there are other terms, as well. things like you must be presented as his wife, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 in my younger days i hit it raw all the time i didnt care if the girl was dirty or a angel. i had a few std scares thank the stars i have never had one had my fisrt prg scare at 16 my fisrt child at 19 and i have 3 total from 2 diffent girls. foy u younger guys child support can be a big toll on yeur life if u and the woman dont see eye to eye. i enjoy fatherhood but it was really hard at a young age. i am a major roll in my childrens life 2 live with me and i see they othe one when her mom is not on a power trip i pay 300 dollars a month in child support for one and that does not inclued the money i send her every week because she is my pride and joy. take it from me wear a condom unless u want your life to change unexpectedly it only takes once and if u do get a girl pregnat step up be a man and handle your bussnies guys who knock girls up and bounce only hurt the kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
square Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Originally posted by soulkillers in my younger days i hit it raw all the time i didnt care if the girl was dirty or a angel. i had a few std scares thank the stars i have never had one had my fisrt prg scare at 16 my fisrt child at 19 and i have 3 total from 2 diffent girls. foy u younger guys child support can be a big toll on yeur life if u and the woman dont see eye to eye. i enjoy fatherhood but it was really hard at a young age. i am a major roll in my childrens life 2 live with me and i see they othe one when her mom is not on a power trip i pay 300 dollars a month in child support for one and that does not inclued the money i send her every week because she is my pride and joy. take it from me wear a condom unless u want your life to change unexpectedly it only takes once and if u do get a girl pregnat step up be a man and handle your bussnies guys who knock girls up and bounce only hurt the kids truer words were never spoken. having the chance to learn from somebody else's experience is invaluable, good input. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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