mental invalid Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 my first time. and no i wont tell you what site. i couldnt help it. there were just to many idiots. though a handful of them i liked quite a bit. but my sarcasm and unabashed distaste for stupidity eventually got me in trouble. i think the line that got me over the top was when i told this troll of a girl that i was gonna jerk off on my sneakers and kick fuck her till she was pregnant. oh well. why should you care, i have no answer. just thought this may just kill some time. and you could all tell me how im not that bad of a guy. hahaha roe, prodigal son on 12oz, unappreciated sarcasm since the late 70s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 We still love you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 you're in the doghouse tonight Mister Wandering Posts.... but we cant stay mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by mental invalid my first time. i think the line that got me over the top was when i told this troll of a girl that i was gonna jerk off on my sneakers and kick fuck her till she was pregnant. awwwww!!! make us proud! :burned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by mental invalid i think the line that got me over the top was when i told this troll of a girl that i was gonna jerk off on my sneakers and kick fuck her till she was pregnant. :lol: brilliant. so hows it feel to be an E-Thug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by mental invalid i told this troll of a girl that i was gonna jerk off on my sneakers and kick fuck her till she was pregnant. consider that bitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by Kilo7- you're in the doghouse tonight Mister Wandering Posts.... but we cant stay mad. this reminds me of an episode of friends. we'll be seeing more of you then, or has that someone already been replaced? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 *believe* kick fuck... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 kick fuck? that is awesome, you should actually do it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest j Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by mental invalid kick fuck nice. In other news, I just became a senior member on a message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 hahaahaha, good line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by mental invalid i told this troll of a girl that i was gonna jerk off on my sneakers and kick fuck her till she was pregnant. :lol: GOLD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 that kick fuck line is awesome. That might get used tonight in a drunken irish haze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 we'll never look at you the same mental... :lol: ;) welcome to the club, in one way or another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 I should start drinking right now but then i would feel bad about myself.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 ^^^why?...I had to babysit for my sister this morning but it didn't stop me from having 2 beers for breakfast then after I got rid of the rugrat I grilled myself a steak and baked a potato. and to top it off the luck of the irish smiled on me today. I was broke yesterday with nothign in the bank. today my state tax return was deposited and I am up $130...and it was deposited a week early...woo!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest j Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by Zack Morris ^^^why?...I had to babysit for my sister this morning but it didn't stop me from having 2 beers for breakfast then after I got rid of the rugrat I grilled myself a steak and baked a potato. that reminds me.. tonight is WING NIGHT! Yuengs and wings! :yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 17, 2004 Author Share Posted March 17, 2004 Re: Re: i just got banned from a message board Originally posted by SteveAustin :lol: brilliant. so hows it feel to be an E-Thug? hahaha. feels good. see! i knew that line would be appreciated here! people with a sense of humor are so hard to find. please, everyone, that line is in the public domain. use it till your hearts content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by mental invalid please, everyone, that line is in the public domain. use it till your hearts content. what i want to know is how in gods name did you come up with such a witty and clever line. that shit is better than some of the great lines / disses ...that ive come up with in my day. "kick fuck" alone is brilliant, but then i found the entire sentence... pure fucking genius. i tip my hat to you good sir... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 17, 2004 Author Share Posted March 17, 2004 oh no, i myself can not take any credit for its origins. my friend rick passed it on to me. and in return, i pass it on to you. please use it sparingly, its just that good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by mental invalid i think the line that got me over the top was when i told this troll of a girl that i was gonna jerk off on my sneakers and kick fuck her till she was pregnant. that is sheer genius...i love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 just tell us which site;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 only site ive been banned from is chistianity.com those fuckers still send me emails all the time though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 ^^^WORD! i emailed them a shitload of times trying to get them to take me off their mailing list or whatever an i keep getting the "god hearts you" emails like once a week. stupid christers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy E Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 i got banned from the huston architecture site for posting "inapropriate" meterial. they had a thread talkign about graffiti, so i signed up and posted some stuff (i.e. a few freights and some other stuff) and they said the words were "inapropriate" and banned me...you best belive june 27th and 12:01 am im gonan be back no that site posting:lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by $360 only site ive been banned from is chistianity.com those fuckers still send me emails all the time though... see? now we know never to give the devil our email address, dont we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle We still love you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by $360 only site ive been banned from is chistianity.com those fuckers still send me emails all the time though... yeah, well me too, that and buddyicon or something like that, something crazy like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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