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Guest -MOE LESTER-

yo i might be hitting up a strip club soon cus i got free passes

 

whats the deal yo....how much money should i drop?? i wanna feel some titties and shit....any advice??

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Say it's your birfday to all the strippers... they

won't ask to see your ID... that got me playing

with tons of titties. Being pissy drunk and making

fun of the gay ass shit the DJ says usually gets

them to laugh..

 

I dunno.. fuck paying to see titties. I've only

gone a couple times.

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buy drinks ONLY. and even then sit on the same drink as long as possible (cos they're a rip off). get drunk before you go. DO NOT throw any money at them crackhead bitches. let some other fool do that. just sit back and enjoy the show.

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You could just pay to get in and not give the girls anything, and just watch. Or you could drop like 200 bucks and get a bunch of private dances, where they might let you do stuff to them if you pay enough.

 

Anyway, real niggas make their bitch strip for them.

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

how much does a private dance cost on average??

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

sit next to a rich fucker buying all kindsa lap dances, and watch thiers for free.

at the spots i used to frequent sitting at the rail for more than 15 minutes without putting down money was gauranteed to get you an ass kicking... seriously...

 

Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-

how much does a private dance cost on average??

some clubs will have the girls take off more clothes the more money you put down, some allow a little touching with more money, etc...

 

it's been years since i've been to a strip club, but i've spent anywhere from $20 to $150 on a private dance...

 

p.s. don't touch unless they say you can! it's hard to grab more boobs with broken hands...

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Fuck it drop a lot money, its not like youre gonna be doing this on a regular basis. get drunk and have fun.

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paying for nudity is straight up wak, i agree with who it was above me who said the same shit, but hipocritically i have been to a strip club or two and were i went the dances were like anywhere between 20-40 bucks a song, sometimes they do a 2 for 1 or even a 3 for 1 if your lucky....i have never paid for a private dance though..to me its a waste of money....unless of coarse you are ugly and cant get near a woman anyother way....$150 for a lap dance.....for 150 you could have picked up like 2 hookers and fucked um

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Bring several, the strippers will drag them onstage and pull off their clothes...

 

Milton Speaking from experience...

 

PS. The first time I got a lap dance the girl sat on my lap and said "do you want a 20 dollar dance or 30..." I replied "What can I get for 50" She said "I don't do that" but proceeded to give me a handjob through my jeans for 20 bucks...

 

YAY

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don't go to the strip club just to stare at the chicks, there's plenty of pervs who do that daily.. just chill by the stage and rub your face in some titties...... paying to get blue balls is wack, but at least you'll have some "jerk content" when you get home.

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Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK

A BILLION DOLLARS

 

 

how much for the rest of us no turbocapslockers? cuz i bet your royal dopeness gets a cheeper price

 

 

 

i want turbocapslock format,,,,damn, :) :)

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Whens rules for the titty bar...

 

1. bring only what you want to spend

(40-100) depending on the cost of drinks

and how hard you want the whore to grind you

 

2. wear loose pants

i had an ex that was a stripper and she told me that

guys that come in with tight pants look like chumps

either they are scared theyll get a boner

or dont know that loose pants equal a strippers hand

going down there if she is so inclined

i reccomend wearing nice sweats or sleep pants

 

3. break your money down into equal parts of 1s and 5s

with a few loose 20s

 

4. NEVER touch the girls without consent

 

5. dont show the talent too much attention

or else they will rob you for all your money

if you play it cool you will get better deals and

more attention

 

6. the dj in every strip joint is a shithead

 

7. if you get a boner, dont try to hide it

youll only look worse

 

8. bring a girl along if you can, its to your benefit

 

9. nothing there is worth 200 bucks

 

10. the last rule of strip club is

do not talk about strip club

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^thats all pretty much on point, especially numbers 2 4 and 8. thank ou goodnight.

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Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-

yo i be hitting up a strip club soon cus i got free passes

 

so how was it

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

they got to get up on stage sooner or later and ill see everything then anyways...

 

 

those are the guys that get made fun of all night by the dj

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

if im not hittin' ...im not spendin' -write that down.

 

you must be a rich man then holmes

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