Poop Man Bob Posted November 21, 2003 Author Share Posted November 21, 2003 http://www.gocontinental.com/photos/tiny_tim.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 between gravy and pudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 egads man? what the deal with tiny tim up in the mix......sexual content of the discussion and what not, i think a Thai porn star would be a bit more appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 21, 2003 Author Share Posted November 21, 2003 SO BACK TO THE SEX. I'm going to sleep in the bed in which I often have the sex. Goodnight world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 you should just blast a porno real loud to bug the fuck out of your neighbors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob .... and madderbadded. hahahaha.. chuckle.. bare knuckle... masturbation... chokin the chicken, gropin the dickhead, opening the deferens, scoping out some specimens, bustin on your next of kin, bustin on her neck and then, givin her pearl necklace, giving her the worst breakfast, the next morning, down the inside of the neck fast a swarm of, spermies adorning her jewlery then watching porno and fooling with your tool, moving onto the next wifey like a mormon, then after thats done going home and stormin' the norman, thinkin bout natalie portman, drinkin some nasty oregon, home grown vodka from some yokles bathtub while jerking your dick imagining the missus giving you a backrub/ and genetial kisses as theyre called in the generally descriptive book on sex you wish youd written but you just look at the pictures/ and stuff your piece in a hole in your bed till your dick hurts, your shit's worked, swollen and red. MAAAAAsturbation is the key to life. my dad and his girlfriend used to have loooud ass sex and there room used to be right above mine.. now ive moved down to the basement and they dont do that shit anywhere near as much and i cant hear it... but damn when that shit first started i was young, like 11 or so... i remember crying because it wouldnt stop, it was like torture.. and my dad had the fucking nerve to tell me i had to deal with it cuz when i cried he had to come down and talk to me and "had to stop what he was doing." it never occured to me at the time cuz i didnt understand but damn, what an ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 my dad gave my brother a lecture once about masturbating before soccer games... he was like 12 at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob so I suppose the asbestos... it's always 'the asbestos' with you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob My girl and I always feel inadequate ha ha, right.. im sure your girl feels so inadequate... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 its your girl thats getting the shit-end of the stick.. i would break down and start maturbating and even try to peek in on them...to see whats really going on...then if they look good..i would ring the doorbell and run. compete with the nieghbors homie!!what are you doin'?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by willy.wonka compete with the nieghbors homie! you know what, this is a good idea. This is the sorta thing that can put some extra pep into your sex life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 *knocks on the door* yeah, im here for the gangbang... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 21, 2003 Author Share Posted November 21, 2003 My girlfriend just hypothesized that, in order to compete, we should not have sex on weekdays, then explode in a fury of humping on the weekends. I told her no way. I want my weekday lovin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 i've said too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I do remember once my mom told me when me and Jessica had sex that we would need to keep it down. She said if she could hear it down the hall then my sister could hear it in the room right next to us. I swear we never got too loud.. I mean, she would moan (moan is an ugly word for what she did.. but thats the best description) but that would be like twice and then I would tell her to be alittle more quiet... and yeah.. it never got too loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 sheeeeeesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 im sure my neighbors hate me... my ex-girl and i used to have sex a minimum of 3 or 4 times a night... :eek: one day ill find another girl down enough for that....but until then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 24, 2003 Author Share Posted November 24, 2003 Again. Squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky. Scream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oprah Oner Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 You should see what kind of effect blasting different types of music has on them. Try pumping out all the sick tunes from bands like Wham! or Master P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 <span style='color:black'>Hahaha. Have you tried cheering them on through the wall or ceiling or whatever? "OH YEAH!!! HIT IT DOG. LET HER HAVE IT. OH DONT STOP NOW GIRL!! YOU'RE ALMOST THERE." Then when they are done start cheering for them all loud.</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 hahaha, this is oe of the funniest threads ive read in a while....:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted December 1, 2003 Author Share Posted December 1, 2003 Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 http://www.calpoly.edu/~mhutchen/bunny.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 you guys can all hear them... well i've seen my neighbors in action. god awful.i was walking home at 4 in the morning on a summers night pitch black out no street lights and im strutting my shit drunk as fuck. to little surprise i hear a women screaming at the top of her lungs. i go over to see if everythings all right. was hoping she was geting murdered and i'd save the day drunk shit type word to life god. but anyway i see my neighbors having a fucking 4 some with two girls that live 3 blocks over. these girls were like 23 and 26 and the guy and his wife are in mid 30's. so i stopped and watched being the sick individual.hell i should of fucking joined him but it would of been two weird. but yes. i watched them go at it for about 20 minutes laughing histerical at the shit they would do and how the positions looked stupid. he was trying to be a pornstar with all these weird positions that just failed miserably. but yes. the moral of my story is. uhhh. shit i seen my neighbors thrusting hot sweaty mocha latte type shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 Originally posted by ..fuD.. but damn when that shit first started i was young, like 11 or so... i remember crying because it wouldnt stop, it was like torture.. and my dad had the fucking nerve to tell me i had to deal with it cuz when i cried he had to come down and talk to me and "had to stop what he was doing." hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. sucks to be you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I think that whenever your neighbors have their loud sex you should have a screaming loud masturbation session. squeaksqueaksqueak You: Oh yeah, that's the spooooghhaiit owwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[bloody murder scream] animal grunts, falling objects, more screams, etc etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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