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A new accoustic guitar ( which I wont get).

 

I dunno.. when ever Im asked 'what do you want meto get you for christmas?' I can never think of anything that I want.. 'surprise me thats what its all about, huhh'.

 

The question is what am I gonna get you for christmas? This question lingers till about Dec. 20.

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I want a tailored Black Label all black Hugo Boss suit with a skinny tie, and a Cartier or Prada cocaine kit. Oh, I wouldn't mind one of those cellphones that all the rappers have that you can send instant messages on and listen to mp3s on. Oh... and a 30gig I-Pod.

 

 

The suit is from the parents... the cocaine kit would be from my girl, and the rest from friends and fellow thieves.

 

 

Merry Christmas. 37 days and counting.

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Some one to give me $6,125.87 so I don't have to make payments on my car anymore.

 

My ex girlfriend to make a decision.

 

A house and/or apartment that is paid off for the rest of my life.

 

I want Chevron to give me free gas for the rest of my life.

 

I guess i'd be ok with Shell giving me free gas as well.

 

The Murder City Devils to get back together.

 

A 3 month trip to Ocala, Florida or Sao Paulo, Brazil, all expenses paid.

 

60 Million dollars.

 

A good idea that would make me rich.

 

A motorcycle.

 

 

 

 

I am in such a bad fucking mood today.

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Originally posted by LivinDigital

I've never tried demerol or dilaudid... so send some of that my way for me to sample.

Kudos,

 

PGW KID DIGITALUS.

 

Don't ever try demerol. That shit makes you puke like a fucking fiend. I had it when I was in the hospital a few years ago. It isn't pleasent.

 

 

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If santa lets me, i'd like to add on to my christmas list:

 

-an apartment with all new furniture/appliances, with rent paid for as long as i live there.

 

-pay for college for me, and grad school once i finish that.

 

-if possible, make my hair grow faster so i can finally put it into pigtails and all that cute stuff.

 

-my own personal yoga instructor.

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