CasperMigo Posted October 26, 2003 Author Share Posted October 26, 2003 Swiffer - I'm 18. Her problem wasn't unwillingness, it was the pain from her braces. But she got that fixed and everything is running smoothly now. But now she's mad 'cause I want to go to the movies with one of my best friends who happens to be a girl. And she doesn't want me to get drunk before I go. She's sure I'm going to cheat on her. How the hell am I supposed to get her to trust me? She knew, when we started going out, like, 11 1/2 months ago, that I drink and now she doesn't want me to, because like three months ago I got way too drunk and passed out. The bad part is I woke up with two hickies on my neck. So how am I supposed to get my trust back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 <span style='color:black'>Next time she questions your authority as a grown ass man, get really mad at her and tell her things like "Fuck you. Yeah I cheated!! Who the hell do you think you are to question me?" You know, things like that to put her back in her place. You will probably not be with this girl for the rest of your life anyway so its high time you started treating her like the bitchy ex that she will become.</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 if you treat her like yuck says, she will always love you, seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuzo Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 two in the pink one in the stink :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 http://i.myspace.com/67/43/63476/115702_l.JPG'> The Shocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 :lol: @ yuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoofTopKilla Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 how about just letting her come around to doing it all on her own........thats only if you care....if she gags an wants to throw up around your cock maybe you need to wash your shit......be sensual an shit with her take here out on the town be a gentleman an kiss an hold her like you care......or maybe you just dont deserve a girl if you have to come on here asking for help........................................:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 maybe when shes sleeping you can stick it in her mouth and if she wakes up WhooOoOoOOpsie hope she bites your dick off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 I thought I knew the answer. Turns out that being honest and forthright just won't cut it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Give her the best sex of her life,im me for more info ladies. Sex with noum will cause heavy breathing and pains in the back,vaginal dischages are normal..read fine print for more info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CasperMigo Posted October 26, 2003 Author Share Posted October 26, 2003 RoofTopKilla- she doesn't have that problem anymore. Mr.Yuck- Sometimes I think about just yelling at her and shit but I so want us to fucking work. I want to make it up to her, I want her to trust me in any situation. She should, last night I had a shot of bourbon, 5 shots of spiced rum, and two beers, and when these two big titted fine girls asked if I wanted to have a threesome, I didn't even think about, I said "No bitch, you know I have a girlfriend. She should trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 and again... GO FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 You shoulda fucked the big tity lesbians. That would make a much better story than this silly pussy whipped drival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 http://www.lookle.com/flowers.jpg'> give her flowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 :nope: i feel sorry for this kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 i don't like head. i find it degrading and uncomfortable. however, we are both always up for SPFs patented Magic Fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Originally posted by Tyler Durden "so does anyone in here like watersports?" niggaz know. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA. wonk saggin laer - "so, you like swimming?" - "yes" - "watersports!" - "MARCO!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MineWonr Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 AVILS: i dont know if youre a dude or a chick but i'm seriously hoping youse a chick..... Its from OLD SCHOOL buddy.. no worries..just tryin to bring some humor to this youngins problem.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh White Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 My breath smells very fucking sickning right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by CasperMigo Swiffer - I'm 18. Her problem wasn't unwillingness, it was the pain from her braces. But she got that fixed and everything is running smoothly now. But now she's mad 'cause I want to go to the movies with one of my best friends who happens to be a girl. And she doesn't want me to get drunk before I go. She's sure I'm going to cheat on her. How the hell am I supposed to get her to trust me? She knew, when we started going out, like, 11 1/2 months ago, that I drink and now she doesn't want me to, because like three months ago I got way too drunk and passed out. The bad part is I woke up with two hickies on my neck. So how am I supposed to get my trust back. listen closely, If its been 11 months and she cant trust you then CUT IT OFF. Go read my thread on the ex girl photo thread, that long list of shit she did to destroy me, will tell you. If more than one thing matches that shit then you need to drop her. If you drop her because of a trust issue then she will still want you and you will ALWAYS have the upper hand on her. You will always be able to get back with her, shell always "love you" and you will alwyas be able to use her as a booty call. You might also be able to keep yalls friendship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Wash your goddamn dick so she doesn't puke when she smells it, moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by LENS I love eating my gf's ass when she's just gotten out of the shower. Good stuff. dude thats so gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 spay some axe on your cock so it dont smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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