CasperMigo Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Listen everybody, I need some advice on how to make my girlfriend sweat and really like what she's getting. I also wanna know how to get her to give me head, cuz she always feels like throwing up and she always gags and shit. Please, I am open to any advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Damn, your screwed......If she gags, good..Let the bitch get used to having it shoved in her throat. That's the only way she'll ever get used to it..And buy her a flower or something, be nice for a minute... End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Go gay. You obviously can't please women, maybe men are more your style..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 why are you asking other people for advice about this? you're obviously a young kid because i can see it in your sketches. anyway, different girls like different things. it's the thought that counts. remember that. and fuck that oral shit. if she can't handle it then oh well. a relationship is more than just oral sex. did you just hit puberty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deph Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 ^^^ this dudes right... fuck gaging do something else jesus that is the worst thing I've ever heard. p.s Carpet munching is a fast track to head. Plus you just rude if you don't.. or a PIMP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 surprise her...eat her ass out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stomah Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Have her eat a bag of cough drops all day before the oralness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 burn in hell douchebag. you dont know anything. just die. fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 ^^she speaks for me:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 I apologize for my previous post. okay here is what you do. when you sweet talk her to do "the deed".. tell her to close her eyes. go run to the kitchen and get some tabasco sauce. and when she opens her eyes. BLAM. just poor it all over her face. seriously then she'll be putty in your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 I pretty sure if you tell her that you've been asking strangers on a message board for suggestions on how to please her and putting your business out like that, would make her very happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 dip your dick in choclate syrup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Originally posted by GamblersGrin surprise her...eat her ass!! Haha im clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 liberate her clit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 damn i hope you arent serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MineWonr Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Oh that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely ejaculates in your face. It stings. And that's now why I have a lazy eye.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 did i say anything was funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Pee on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 best thread. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 sex? Dump her. or dump on her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Originally posted by GamblersGrin surprise her...eat her ass out I know i said this the other day but lemme just say, I love eating my gf's ass when she's just gotten out of the shower. Good stuff. Asian girls have great butts. Anyway, how old are you? obviously not old enough to know how to treat a girl right. Wanna make her happy? Presents, dinner out on the town, going to a club and then busting out a fat bag of blow out of nowhere, beating some guys ass who was being a cunt to her, open the door for her, crack good jokes, etc... All the things i've done and more. just be aware that with time, women come to epect more and more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 sex? Seriously for a moment, Go read up on some kama sutra or go thread digging-last month there was a thread on pleasuring the ladies. GEEZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Originally posted by DREDZ I pretty sure if you tell her that you've been asking strangers on a message board for suggestions on how to please her and putting your business out like that, would make her very happy. HA ha hahahah, oh man, first genuine laugh of the day...oh, no, wait, that was laughing at this jock asshole who kept nodding off in my earth science class earlier this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrime Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Originally posted by CasperMigo Listen everybody, I need some advice on how to make my girlfriend sweat and really like what she's getting. I also wanna know how to get her to give me head, cuz she always feels like throwing up and she always gags and shit. Please, I am open to any advice. get a brazillian wax. suprise her. wipe her ass with your tounge.(post bowel movement) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Go gay. You obviously can't please women, maybe men are more your style..... Listen to what the Doc has to say.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Originally posted by E MARTYR let her spend the night with me.... thats how. :lol: ^^I expected far more posts along these lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 slap her and shove it in her poop chute, then right before you cum pull it out, grab her head and proceed to throat fuck her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Re: Re: HOW DO I MAKE MY GIRL HAPPY Originally posted by OptimusPrime get a brazillian wax. http://webbeautystore.com/gigi%20brazilian%20wax.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Consider suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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