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one time the cops stopped a group of us walking to a party

and I had some open beers on me. They made me pour it down

the drain then gave me a $170 ticket. I was pissed....

 

so I ran to the liquor store and grabben a handle of the Captain.

So I get to the party and I get this huge goblet to drink from.

Bad thing is there's only enough mix to make one drink so I end

up just drinking the rum straight and with a vengence.

 

Next thing I know I wake up in a room somewhere and there's

a girl I know laying with me. Apparently she cleaned up my puke

and kept my drunken buddies away from me while I was blacked out.

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a good rule of thumb is never drink hard alchohal if it comes in a plastic jug type thing...so i drank a liter of some no name generic bacardi limon....i blacked out and can only remember bits of what i did, which included hooking up with a dope ass girl or so im told..... i woke up on the complete other side of the city than the one i started in. only knew one person in the house and felt like a dick...but from what i remeber it was the shit.

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everyone has their personal poison.

 

rum affects me in a 180' from gin.

Gin makes me excited and hyper.

If there's been too many beers and

I'm staring to feel a little sleepy, it's

the gin that picks my ass up of the barstool

and sends me out to the dancefloor. or burbon.

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like I said....

everyone has there personal poison.

 

When I drink white wine I need to be pried off the women around me.

Something about it just turns me into a raging frenchman who swears,

chainsmokes, womanizes and guzzles more cheap wine.

 

This thread makes me want a drink.

I've been dry for 2 days now.

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Rum is by far, my #1 hard liquor of choice. It does so many good things to me it's not even funny, and it always places me in the perfect state of drunken-ness.

 

Then again, I grew up on the stuff... whiskey, if I can stand the flavor enough to drink a few, does me BAD.

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Originally posted by !@#$%

made me quit drinking

 

 

me and the captain had it out one night..

it's over between us.

 

Ooof! That's because you were drinking that spiced crap! No peer pressure but, if things change in the future, stick to Mount Gay or Bacardi... Bacardi being the generic all purpose rum...

 

I drink in my coffee in the morning... I drink it all the time, and I mean ALL the time, Tesseract can vouch... The only people who think I'm mean are whinylittlefuckfacedasspimples around here who... Oh...

 

Still, I think it's great, it really doesn't make me aggro at all, I used to have issues with tequila but I drank like 6 shots last night and I didn't even ban anyone...

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