Guest SIVIK Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Apart from the obvious posts i rekon the most embaressing situation 4 a guy is when u get the old "whiskey dick" especially when the girls ready 2 go & it just aint happening down there.Ive tried passn time by giveing girls head in this situation but theres only so long u can conceal it like when they say "fuk me now"ur like speachless.Its only really happened once...........thank fuk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 one weekend was kinda embarrasing cause i started my period while having sex.. but it wasnt so bad.. cause uh.. the humping didnt stop after that..but still it was my worst experience..for a lil bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Are you a 'one pump chump'? It might not be YOUr worst experience, but I'm sure it was somebodies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Oh my god When...thats the funniest shit I've heard all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knkr Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 yeah i aint too KEEN on the red lube.. messy realy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 wow... just read whens story.. definitely cant top that. actually im not even ball park. man.. that was horrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabled Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 My worst experience was with a one pump chump and he actually believed he was so good that the earth shook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 so this girls parents leave for a weekendin vegas and my boy goes over. so they start fooling around and what not. she finnaly agreed to let him put it in the old pooper. anyway right before hes about to bust he gave one big push. she screamed and then kinda tryed to run away, but before she got off the couch she started shitting uncontrolably. it was all over the place and they couldnt really clean it up. so her parents came home and were like what the fuck happened. she blamed it on her dog. so the dad took the dog outside and shot it in the fucking head....those 2 are def goin to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SIVIK Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 HAHHaha FUK^.:lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 heydrich not treating you too, well, then? ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Holy shit, When.... I'd tell you to publish your story, but your experience is way too dirty for Penthouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 i was to drunk to fuck.....condom was to small and i lost my hard on. she got pissed and we fought. worst ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 again your right..... its when the one and only time i tried anal sex with my girl when she wasnt ready.......it killed the mood and i got smacked really hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 always been good humored. i paid a lot of dues for graffiti. little toleration for those who have done otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Originally posted by oldenglish always been good humored. damn straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 i swear i hear jaws music every time a girl finishes giving me head and slowly moves to kiss me some more. i just flash back to "clerks" and that snowball shit... i always end up giving her a kiss on the cheek or something corny like that. just grosses me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 i'll share a few of mine in no particular order 1] i was dating this girl a whiles back, and she had to move out of state n shit right ... so whenever i'de go see her would would fuck like rabbits to makeup for the lost time i would usually get a hotel room somewhere and hang out cuz her parents didn't quite approve of me datingher n shit well, one weekend i was a little broke, so we decided to risk it and i just crashed there well, one nigth we're going at one of our marathons ... and her mom knocks on the door ... i pull the infamous "in the closet" technique ... everythings fine after being a bit weirded out by it ... we just went to bed i wake up the next morning with her dad sitting across the room with his coffee and newpaper just waiting for me to wake up my girl forgot to lock her door once her mom left 2] when i used to live in my parents i had this madd awkward looking room ... it was a big room that was split down the middle into two rooms kinda, well one of the "rooms" was my bedroom and the other was my studio now i had some cinderblocks that i put my tables on [and anyone that dj's know that it's stacked just about the right height to lay a girl out on] anyways, my coffin with my decks where over at a friends house from a house party that weekend so it was just the platform itself ... i got this girl i was seeing at the time all layed out and i'm going at it ... your girls got her legs up on my shoulders and we're getting into it, so i wasn't exactely paying much attention to anything else aside from trying to to twerk it ... anyways i eventually get off, and as i'm busting my shit all over her stomach my moms walks in 3] i was out at the clubs one night ... and i sorted it out with this really hot looking girl ... we go back to my house and start fooling around ... she looks all classy n shit, so i didn't think i'de get anything oui of it a little later she's all rubbing up against my shit and i kinda got the idea that this girl really wanted to fuck so i get her naked and we're still just messing around ... i just wanted to see how fine she was under her clothes ... well she gets up on top of me and slides her way down onto me i'm sitting there thinking to myself "damn this girl is wet !!!" but i didn't think much of it aside from she just must have been MADD into it. we do our thing, get finished and i go to clean myself off THE STUPID FUCKING BITCH WAS ON HER RAG needless to say there was blood everywhere ... on me ... on my sheets [which were light grey silk = a few hundred bucks] i was so fucking grossed out i grabbed her clothes walked naked through my house and past my roomate and his girlfriend in the lounge watching a movie ... threw her shit out on the street and told her to get stepping 4] my most recent ex was a FREAK ! and lads ... i mean FREEEEK ... this girl was all about fucking anywhere and everywhere ... all the time, probally why i stayed with her so long, but anyhows we're up at the laundromat one night washing our clothes and shit at like 4am ... i'm standing behind her just holding her n shit when she starts grabbing on my shit ... i knew what she wanted so i went along with it ... she drops her pants and i start hitting it from the back about 3mins into it ........ some nuns came in to do some early morning washing and thats gospel 5] whiskey dick with either a really hot girl, or one you've never been with yet ... need i say more ________________________________ damn, looks like i've had worse moments than quite a lot of you :o i dunno about that shit When had going on though that was just fucking foul man !!!! damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Man some of that shit is hard to believe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 dunno if you are reffering to me, or everything in general but if it was directed at me, man ... do you really think i would type that all out if it were'nt true ? im not a 15 year old with nothing better to do with his life ... all that shit actually happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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