Guest Eski Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 willy: grease me up woman Lunchladie: okie dokie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 i dint realise this was here ignore my last thread...let it sink to the bottom..... chief wiggum: where do you live so we can come and arrest you marge: ahhhh 123 fake street homer: see marge you knocked tv and then it helped you out i think somone owes sombody an appology homer: oh lord why do you mock me marge:homer thats a waffle that bart tossed up ther homer: (gets down the waffle) mmmmmm sacralicious homer: something smells good mmmmm something marge: homer are you going to go stalk lenny and carl homer: no iam just going to ssssssttttttaaalllllkkk llllllllleeenny and caaaaaarllll...doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 Homer looks at the palm of his hand while eating with Lenny and Carl: Lenny = white Carl= black edited: can someone get the exact quote Homer said right before looking at his hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 Also while eating Pinchy the Lobster after his untimely death in the bathtub. "Pinchy would have wanted it this way. I miss you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevs210 Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 Homer: Do you think they found our stash? marge:We dont have a stash.. Homer: Yes we dont.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 raplh wiggum: (with pants on his arms) i dress myself ralph: it says choo chooo choose me and theres a picture of a train on it raplph: i would do anything for lisa homer:reeeeeally ralph: mr simpson these fumes are making me dizzy homer: yeah theyll do that nelson: looking at himself in the mirror haa ha, hey that reaqlly hurt..no wonder no one came to my birthday party snake: ahhh i kinda like fell on a bullet and it like drove itself into my gut.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 also... homer:i belive i had a hat bouncer: (throws him a hat) homer: (runs) suckers!... flanders:even the good book cant help me now homer:why not flanders:i sold it to you for 7 cents! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JUWSE Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 Homer: When I was a child I watched plenty of TV and I turned out TV. Bart: That's a hitch-hiker, Homer. Homer: Ooh, let’s pick him up! Marge: No! What is he’s crazy? Homer: And what if he’s not? Then we’d look like idiots. “Here are your messages: ‘You have thirty minutes to move your car.’ ‘You have ten minutes to move your car.’ ‘Your car has been impounded.’ ‘Your car has been crushed into a cube.’ ‘You have thirty minutes to move your cube.’” Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life? Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries. Marge: Homer! Stop! you'll kill us all! Homer: Or die trying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...=&threadid=7064 weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 ralph to homer-wait mr your drinking a candle and homer proceeds to drink a candle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ceas902 Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 The episode where the simpson got to toronto. Mcbain was funny as fuck in this one.. Bart: No offence but you dont sound as tough in real life.. McBain: If you dont shut up ill tare off your face and use it as a napkin Bart and McBain: Ahahahahahaha Mcbain cutting everyone off and very serious face: Laughing time is over.. And McBains answering machine: " Leave a message after the beep, BUT DONT BE A MESSAGE MONSTER HOGING ALL MY TAPE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 lenny - "ow! my eye! the doctor said not to get pudding in it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 c-ya.later/loser or see you dot later back slash loser whoa im seeing double four krusties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomfarmer Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 "thats my retirement grease!"--groundskeeper willie "why are the pretty ones always insane"--chief wiggam "i like my television loud, my beers cold, and my gays flaming!"--homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 My name's already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nahassapeema-whatever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEMEDIC Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 "thats where i saw the lepricon, he tells me to burn things." ralph wiggim "i love you like i love fresca." troy mcclure marge talking to homer "i knew you would be walking north, because springfeild slops down that way." not to mention...the chilie pepper (insanity pepper) episode is one of my favs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 "To beer, the cause AND solution to all life's problems" - Homer Simpson "Do you have that beer with the little candies floating at the top? You know...Skittlebrau?" - Homer Simpson asking Apu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JUWSE Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 Comic Book Guy: Hey, how do you feel about 40-year old virgins who still live with their mothers? Lady: Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard, and you got yourself a deal. Comic Book Guy: Don't try and change me baby. Bart: Take him away, boys. Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys! Lou: What'd you say, Chief? Wiggum: Do what the kid says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 "its all about the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the bopin" "I saw Ms. Krabople and Princeple Skinner in the closet making babies. I saw one of the babies. It looked at me" "I bent my wookie" "You choo choo choose me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 "Worst thread ever!" On a side note, There has been 2 tags in the Simpsons, Doom & BC. I new a guy from B.C. out in L.A. that worked on the simpsons for a couple of years & managed to sneak those in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 "I'm going to toss the virtual salad!" - Bart Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 All Roads lead to Capital City Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaspOne Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 marge: grampa did you sit on the pie? grampa: I sure hope so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 "but marge weaseling out of things is what seperates us from the animals, except the weasel" "They have the internet on computers, now !?!" "If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead" "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 "I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t ... I mean s-m-A-r-t." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Abe Simpson : (the granddaddy of 'em all!) "It'll be bigger than Opium!" "now my story beings in nineteen dickity two. We had to say dickity cause the kaiser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity six miles.... dickity, highly dubious... what you cackling at fatty? too much pie, thats your problem " "your ignorant, that's the wright brothers plane. in kitty hawk in 1903 charles linburgh flew it 15 miles on a thimble full of corn oil. single handedly won us the civil war it did. " " The metric system is the tool of the devil. " and the best ever Abe Simpsonism... "Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 "i grew up watching t.v., and i turned out t.v."-homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 you forgot "then call me mint jelly, cause I'm on the lamb!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIUM3 Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 http://sb.eyeonspringfield.co.uk/burns_surprised.gif'> "Whoa! Whoa! Slow down there mistro. There's a New Mexico?" Homer:[thinks] Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night? [aloud] It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. [thinks] Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that. Homer:I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! Homer:The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! Homer:I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down. Marge: It looks like there's going to be twice as much love in this house. Homer: You mean we're going to start doing it in the morning? Marge: Homer there's a man here who thinks he can help you! Homer:Batman? Marge: No he's a scientist. Homer:Batman's a scientist. Marge: He's not Batman! Marge: Have you noticed something about Bart? Homer:New glasses? Marge: No. It seems like something could be troubling him. Homer:Probably misses his old glasses. Marge: I want to get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. Homer:Yeah, and then we'd get the chair. Marge: That's not what I meant. Homer:Admit it Marge, it was. Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union contract... Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me? Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours... Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me? Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm? Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!" Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows. Homer's Brain: (Screams) Homer:Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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