Zack Morris Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 some girl has asked me now twice to drive to indianapolis to hang out with her and spend the night to drunk and stuff. Is that basically french for let have sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 yeah man what the hell are you thinkign . get teh fuck over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 yes, yes it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 If I have to drive more than 10 miles you best believe Pistol is getting some head at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 i think french for let's pound is. "you like, eh..... to what is dat word, ah yes de poundings?" :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 http://www.zetnet.co.uk/sea.jnp/earth.7/seasons.gra/fig16a.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 29, 2002 Author Share Posted May 29, 2002 i asked her if I am going to get laid if I come up there and she said probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 related story my bro met this pretty girl who just rurned 18 and thay were all talking and shit, well as she left she slipped him a condom and said its for the next time they meet. i wonder what that means? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 29, 2002 Author Share Posted May 29, 2002 maybe she wanted to make it into a really big greasy water balloon and throw it someone from his car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Actually, it would be "laissez-moi sucer votre dick"...... The joys of living in a bilingual country.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris maybe she wanted to make it into a really big greasy water balloon and throw it someone from his car. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aerosolfunk Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 why the hell are you still here. i would have split the second she called me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 make sure you wear a rubber, dude before you show her your "oh" face. http://www.reelcriticism.com/ziggyrealm/images/photos/officespace.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phade Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 ^^^^^^^^^^ HHHHHAAAAAAAA Thats the funniest movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris i asked her if I am going to get laid if I come up there and she said probably. HAHAH..you asked??...your a pimp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 go zack go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Go get some in n out.... Im not reffering to the food chain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizm Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Originally posted by Armenhammer http://www.zetnet.co.uk/sea.jnp/earth.7/seasons.gra/fig16a.gif'> this diagram clearly states the probability of receiving oral satisfaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 was she born in toulouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 114.0 miles Approximate Travel Time: 2 hours 41 mins fuck that man. don't drive more than 30 minutes to see a girl. unless she's buying you a car. make her come to you, regardless if she has a car. she'll find a way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 another related story HAHAHA......a buddy of mine met this chick on the net who sent him this flick , and of course she was hella fine , so he goes to go meet her and shes this ugly ass fat chick , who brought along her 2 ugly ass fat friends .........omg we made fun of him , stupid bastard . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup one of the many joys of 'cyber pimpin' you can do shit like that before you waste your time driving over there :D wonk saggin<~ tease:king: shit, you can do that in real life as well dunny. better believe ill ask a girl. course the car does half the talking for me....ha ha ha...just kiddin. didnt you say you had some big suv or something tease? you should be using it to your advantage. i done broke in the rice burner......now thats a challenge......at least you got a big back seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 i can do it in my ricer, try fucking in a new mustang, now thats a bitch ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup yea, back seat.... sure, but when your 6'1 ta 6'2 even that shit seems small... me and my first was gettin it on back there and that shit was kinda complicated... fun as fuck, but complicated... tease ;) werd i'm 6'2 and my girlie is only 5'3 :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup yea, back seat.... sure, but when your 6'1 ta 6'2 even that shit seems small... me and my first was gettin it on back there and that shit was kinda complicated... fun as fuck, but complicated... tease ;) damn right, fun as fuck. but im just over 6' tall... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Originally posted by DETO i can do it in my ricer, try fucking in a new mustang, now thats a bitch ;) I had a hard enough time being comfortable enough to drive one. Driving 11 hours in one of those is a bitch. can't imagine humpin in one. Another small car to rock out in is a GEO. ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xx..nFer..xx Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris some girl has asked me now twice to drive to indianapolis to hang out with her and spend the night to drunk and stuff. Is that basically french for let have sex? find something else to do up there so if shes a 40 year old guy you wont be indianapolis for a night with shit to do... just bring a friend, some bud, and some paint or markers or whatever. i get by on that^^ without the sex and indianapolis and its not bad anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bemflix Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 and i think you should blast her in the anus with a broom handle then stick a french fry in her eye. but be nice about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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