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Zack Morris

is that french for let me suck your dick?

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some girl has asked me now twice to drive to indianapolis to hang out with her and spend the night to drunk and stuff. Is that basically french for let have sex?

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Guest platapie

yeah man what the hell are you thinkign . get teh fuck over there.

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If I have to drive more than 10 miles you best believe Pistol is getting some head at least.

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Guest uncle-boy

i think french for let's pound is.

 

"you like, eh..... to what is dat word, ah yes de poundings?"

 

:o

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Guest uncle-boy

related story

 

my bro met this pretty girl who just rurned 18 and thay were all talking and shit, well as she left she slipped him a condom and said its for the next time they meet.

 

i wonder what that means?

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Actually, it would be "laissez-moi sucer votre dick"......

 

The joys of living in a bilingual country..........

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by Zack Morris

maybe she wanted to make it into a really big greasy water balloon and throw it someone from his car.

 

:lol:

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114.0 miles Approximate Travel Time: 2 hours 41 mins

 

fuck that man. don't drive more than 30 minutes to see a girl.

unless she's buying you a car.

make her come to you, regardless if she has a car. she'll find a way.

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another related story

 

HAHAHA......a buddy of mine met this chick on the net who sent him this flick , and of course she was hella fine , so he goes to go meet her and shes this ugly ass fat chick , who brought along her 2 ugly ass fat friends .........omg we made fun of him , stupid bastard .

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Originally posted by cmeup

 

one of the many joys of 'cyber pimpin'

 

you can do shit like that before you waste your time driving over there :D

 

wonk saggin<~

 

tease:king:

 

 

shit, you can do that in real life as well dunny.

 

better believe ill ask a girl.

course the car does half the talking for me....ha ha ha...just kiddin.

 

 

didnt you say you had some big suv or something tease? you should be using it to your advantage.

i done broke in the rice burner......now thats a challenge......at least you got a big back seat.

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i can do it in my ricer, try fucking in a new mustang, now thats a bitch ;)

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Originally posted by cmeup

 

yea, back seat.... sure, but when your 6'1 ta 6'2 even that shit seems small...

 

me and my first was gettin it on back there and that shit was kinda complicated... fun as fuck, but complicated...

 

tease ;)

 

werd i'm 6'2 and my girlie is only 5'3 :eek:

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Originally posted by cmeup

 

yea, back seat.... sure, but when your 6'1 ta 6'2 even that shit seems small...

 

me and my first was gettin it on back there and that shit was kinda complicated... fun as fuck, but complicated...

 

tease ;)

 

damn right, fun as fuck.

 

but im just over 6' tall...

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