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:lol: Won't lie it reminded me of that. Scumbag dads.

used for ritualistic purposes

Joker

So good going in, so terrible on the way out. Good to hear haha. Chicken gyros piled high, dat good good.

That one. *Shudder*

Eh fuckit, smash em all except that pasty blonde bitch and miss man-face.

Is this real life?

Bump. Forgot about this awesome thread, what you scumbags been up to? Did DSD catch the incurable gonorrhea? Got my johnson nearly torn up by this dime with 2 tongue rings, but that shit was still good so I ain't mad.

Not bad until you shit liquid in a couple hours. Cheese sauce always looks like it would be a great idea. It rarely is.

My boy got a hack squat machine for free and a bunch of 25, 35 and 45lb plates. Bangbang.

Eraserless.

I was actually laughing out loud and cringing at that scene. "Wait. What is he doing? No, don't go down there! No- aw naaaaawwwwwwww."

Just had a smoke and a sexy chick rocking a hijab and leggings walked by. I was pleasantly surprised and aroused. Dat ass.

Trollol fuck what GOD thinks, I'm just worried about my boss. Do believe in karma though. @MC don't think there is a certain number I can take or if they get carried over, but I do get paid for them.

massgraff gmv, ansichrist in second.

Ah, wish it was that easy man. Definitely won't go over well with the man upstairs,plus I'm on salary. Might start taking some strategically placed "sick" days though.

Bump?

Absolute fucking nonsense, I don't now whether to fap or cry. Outside a Toronto nightclub: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=703_1367429921

Working 8-4, job is really boring but the pay is decent. There's no tail around here though just burly security guards, kind of bummer but whatever. I kill my time on the internet and sometimes I read, whatever to make the day go by quicker. Weeknights I try and get together with friends and blaze whenever I can if I'm not too tired. I also go to the gym 4 times a week. My schedule is really cramped and it's a hassle trying to plan things accordingly, I rarely just have a full day or even an afternoon free to paint but I try to get out as much as possible. Weekends I drink till I can't remember jack, do stupid vandalism type shit and try to get laid. Find it mad hard to find time to chill with females between both our conflicting schedules. If I'm free during the day I'll holler at people to do a day spot, really look forward to those times. Makes my life seem less bland and I get to do the shit I love. I feel like time is going fast as hell, week after week flies by. I just try and make the best of the free time I have so I don't turn into some miserable drone. I really wish I could just take a couple weeks off though and maybe travel or just chill the fuck out. Also always really fucking tired, getting up at 6:30 every morning is a drag and I just can't go to bed at 10 no matter how high/burned out I am. Come to really appreciate sleep.

6 eggs? Dat cholesterol spike.

Long distance charges oner

There should be a crying meme that says: "I want to prop massgraff, but I must spread rep".