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:lol: Thus sparking your interest into bondage. Props for the female contribution, turning the tables on it. Walls of text worth it, dat detail.

Would get stoned with ya.

False, rest day son. Tpbm thinks this is awesome:

I'd pee in that butt.

Yup, debated calling in this morning for the second day in a row. Strained my serratus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serratus_anterior_muscle, hurts to breathe. Tpbm got into some rapspray shenanigans this past weekend.

I would enjoy fondling your milk grenades.

Used to watch the show here and there like 2-4 years ago, the painfully awkward humor is awesome but I never really followed it that hard. Heard the British one was pretty good but I didn't really get into it. Always liked Jim's trolls on Dwight and Dwights reactions to pretty much everything. Michael's character was like no other I've seen on television, golden moments. The character development in the show was overall really well done.

You are slightly more ill than the average Joe.

Bout to hit a bowl and bbq some burgers.

Oh my gawd, this page...

Hell yeah Tpbm could use a couple weeks off.

Dear new co-worker, Why did you apologize for swearing? You clearly haven't been here long enough to see how we operate around here. Hoffmanator

"I ain't even mad" Is it racist to assume that his hands are cuffed and he's in the back of a cruiser?

That video and vomit, dayumnnnnn.

Slut.

:lol: Speakin the truth doe. Still kinda liked it more than the others.

Anticlimactic oner

Unless she's from Scarborough, in which case you'd be in luck. I find they're generally either more down to earth, or ratchet as hell. In which case the double dome is still a necessity.

Bitches around here are mad stuck up and think they're privileged. If you're lucky you'll get a kind gesture at most, buy you a drink or something. She seems of the looser variety so if you pick your words right you might be able to get it wet. Gotta double dome for those kinds of bitches though, kill count over 100.

I like 'em all shapes and sizes, but there's nothing like a cool thick girl. Busty in all the right places is preferred. They tend to give awesome head too from my experience. Joining the chub club.

Illuminati wins by default, such bad news life likes to fuck around eh. I like asdf123's entry though. I personally like simple throw styles, some of you go too hard. Not hating or saying they're not good, but would you really do all that character and detail work streetside? Maybe I just ain't gangsta enough.

Has anyone ever been so far even as decided to want to go to do look more like?

Blink fast.