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Tim Horton's breakfast and that crucial morning coffee. Avoiding work by killing time on here. Sup MedCab. Was at a buddy's show last night, loud music and incoherent drunkenness.

Yeah cause self-incrimination is awesome. Watching you get all defensive and riled up is mildly funny. Mildly.

Smashed the one on the right, I'm talking about Miss Piggy on the left. I would trashh.

True if having no credit counts as perfect. Tpbm is gonna post in the battle threads in Paper Chase because those threads are dying and I need something to do to kill time at work.

These two are quite fucked if you're into that whole dark, twisted and violent type biz.

when she often bathes

False, have no first cousins. Drunck now though. Tpbm is gonna have a shitty morning.

True. A second of your time, or be a prick. I hate when people don't hold the door for you especially if you're right behind them. Tpbm thanks the bus driver when they get off.

Smash all, even the ones with their backs turned. For their contributions toward the greater good of the universe.

Smash trash smash trash. Them smashes are maybes. Haha some of y'all are standardless. From now on I'm just gonna try and see how low you'll all go.

I'd get crushed. Smash for the hell of it. She probably gives good head.

What a flattering face pose. Trash.

False. Tpbm is a noticeably different person than they were last year at this time.

^ Use your head son, making letters isn't hard. People tell you to read the other responses and advice that have already been given because they're sick of repeating themselves. Read the thread, take in the advice and fucking practice. Majority of writers took years to work on and perfect their styles ON THEIR OWN. All you guys bitching and complaining are just butthurt because we're not holding your hand and taking you through step-by-step. Majority of guys on here give negative fucks about up and comers, so be grateful for the shit you do receive...

Those tracks are dead though, aren't they? At least you don't have to worry about an oncoming train.

Smash left and middle. Far right is giving me bad vibes, trash in the garbage compactor.

Smash all. At once. Violently.

Damn just look at his curves.

Ha, wasn't expecting anyone to actually acknowledge the dude. ttst

also whore out elderly