Ehhhh this thread got bumped finally.
Gotta make the best of having a chick that you can conveniently smash whenever you want. I try and one up myself every time me and my girl go at it, then laugh at her afterwards at how fucked up she got from it. Them vinegar strokes.
I've told pretty much all my good stories on here already but I'ma bump this for the sake of encouraging motherfuckers to do the same.
Last weekend I got shitfaced with her family and I passed out on her bed near the end of the night. She came down, saw me and tried to surprise me/ wake me up with a blowjob. I was so fucked and am a really heavy sleeper, I didn't wake up for 10 minutes then she gave up. I woke up an hour later and she showed me a picture she took of me laying there passed out with my dick out because she knew I wouldn't believe her :lol:. She's pretty cool I guess.
Tl;dr I passed out drunk, got mouth-raped by my girlfriend and didn't even know it. Pics for proof.